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J' "mercy" by duffyj'

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j'hit the beat, and
take it to the beatj'

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j'yeah, yeah, yeahj'

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j'yeah, yeah, yeahj'

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j'yeah, yeah, yeahj'

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j'yeah, yeah, yeahj'

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j'eh, eh, ehj'

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j'ah, ah, ah, ah, ahj'

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j'and I love you, oohj'

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j'but I gotta stay true, oohj'

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j'my morals got me on my kneesj'

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j'I'm begging, please,
stop playing games... j'

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I have a theory:

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Hating someone feels
disturbingly like falling in

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love with them.

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Your stomach twists and flips,
your appetite and sleep are

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shredded, your heart
beats heavy and bright,

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nearly visible through
your flesh and clothes.

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Can you please
hold the elevator?

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- Sorry.
- Ooh!

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Already in motion.

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But...

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Every interaction
spikes your blood with

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adrenaline...

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Ugh!

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And your body is
barely under your control.

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This used to be the
home of gamin publishing,

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known for its insistence
on literature as art...

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Until a year ago,
faced with bankruptcy,

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it was forced to
merge with bexley books,

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an evil empire known for
ghostwritten autobiographies of

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brain-damaged sports stars.

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Make no mistake: The
bexleys and gamins are at war.

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J'you got me
beggin' you for mercyj'

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j'why won't you release me? J'

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as for American psycho over
there playing the copycat game

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for no reason but
to piss me off...

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Yeah, hate him with a passion.

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I mean, sure, he's
easy on the eyes,

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but don't let that fool you.

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As Shakespeare would say:

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Sometimes, fair is foul.

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J'why won't you release me? J'

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j'you got me begging,
you got me beggingj'

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j'you got me beggingj'

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j'mercy J'

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j'why won't you release me? J'

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j'you got me
begging you for mercyj'

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j'why won't you release me? J'

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I! Said you better release mej'

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j'J'

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my reasons for hating
Joshua templeman are several.

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One: I have never
seen him smile.

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0h, hi!

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You must be Josh.

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I hear we'll be
working together.

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0h!

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I got you a plan for your desk.

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I! Said you
better release me... j'

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Two: He's a total control freak.

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J'begging you for mercyj'

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j'just why won't
you release me? J'

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j'I'm begging you for mercyj'

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j'you got me begging... j'

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I mean, the guy wears the same
shirts in the same order every

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week.

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Monday: Dove gray.

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Tuesday: White.

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Wednesday: Powder blue.

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Thursday: Window pane blue.

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And Friday: True blue.

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Reason number three: He always
corrects any tiny mistake I

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make.

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Four, and perhaps most
importantly: After the merger,

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he waltzed in with a list of
people to fire and it included

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all my work friends...

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Which were all my friends.

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So now, I'm trapped
here, day after endless day,

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all alone with my
one maniacal Nemesis.

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J'you better release mej'

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j'J'

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J'you got me begging,
begging you for mercyj'

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j'you got me begging,
begging you for mercyj'

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j'you got me beggingj'

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j'begging you for mercy... j'

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Hi, good morning.

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Good morning.

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Has bexley seen this?

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I emailed it to
Josh, so I'm assuming.

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We're adding something
at the top of the agenda.

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Okay, do you want
me to adjust it?

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No, this is fine.

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I'd rather it be a surprise.

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Quarterlies?

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On your desk.

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How do they look?

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Eh, lower than projected.

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But they are better than q2.

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And I talked to the marketing
team about alternative print

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strategies, which I really
think could help moving forward.

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And I sent you a memo about a
company-wide team-building event

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that I'm planning.

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But workers would rather eat
rat skeletons than participate

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in group activities.

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Agreed, but hr has been
overwhelmed with complaints

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since the merger.

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Half of which are
about you and Josh.

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Don't mind her.

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I don't know what
I'd do without you.

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Well, you'd be all alone
with Satan and his hell hound.

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- See you inside.
- Okay.

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Lucy!

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I am so glad that I caught you.

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I was hoping that I can ask
you for, like, a tiny favor?

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I need an extension
on the monthly report.

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My new puppy ate peanut butter
last night and she's totally

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allergic.

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She put the "poo" in "cockapoo,"
if you know what I mean.

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Sure.

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Of course.

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You're the best.

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I'll have it Monday,
Wednesday at the latest.

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That was pathetic.

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Who is Joshua templeman?

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You know, Lucinda, you could
just tell her to do herjob,

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but no, you have
to be the good guy.

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It's a lot better
than being the asshole.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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'Kay.

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- Cupcake?
- Oh.

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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

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You want one?

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You remembered my birthday!

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Of course!

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Our...

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Little birthday Turkey.

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Yay!

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Happy birthday.

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Ooh...

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You know, I watched
this insane documentary last

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night.

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Three am, YouTube rabbit
hole, "history of baking."

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Did you know that
DaVinci invented the blender?

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I invented pizza plate.

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It's a second pizza you put
under your first pizza to catch

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the crumbs.

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All right, can we
please get started?

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Or do you need another
minute to chit-chat?

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No, we're good to go.

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Oh, your tie's crooked.

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Okay, thank you all
for being here the day before

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Thanksgiving.

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I know some of you are
traveling so we'll...

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Check this out.

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Richard!

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So we'll try to keep this short.

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Yes, and Friday after
Thanksgiving will not be a paid

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holiday, fyi.

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Okay, Richard and I have
an announcement to make:

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We're adding a new
position to the team.

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Yes, we're going to be hiring
a managing director who will

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oversee each department
and he will report to me.

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He or she will
report to both of us.

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The job is open to external
applicants, naturally, but...

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I'd very much like
to hire from within.

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Yeah, we will be putting
together an independent panel

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since we don't
always see eye-to-eye.

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The final candidates will make
their presentations to the board

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after the new year.

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May the best man win.

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J'upbeat musicj'

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That job is mine, shortcake.

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Oh, your
confidence is compelling,

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but you forget one thing.

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- Hm?
- Everyone hates you.

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Oh, they don't
hate me, they fear me,

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which makes me effective.

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You know, when I'm your boss,

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I will require you to do
everything I say with a smile.

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When I'm your boss, I'm gonna
work you so hard that you start

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using the office as
your home address.

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When I'm your boss, I
will enforce casual Fridays.

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Hawaiian shirts mandatory.

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When I'm your boss, I'm
implementing a new dress code.

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No more looking like an
elementary school librarian.

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If you get the job, I'll resign.

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- Really?
- Just like you will if I do.

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- I don't quit.
- Then I'll fire you.

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Ah, but I'm incapable of
giving you that pleasure.

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Aw, it's not the first time
you've said that to a woman,

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is it?

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Then we agree: If
one of us gets the job,

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the other has to quit.

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Fine, agreed.

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Oh, hey, Danny.

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I come bearing gifts.

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- Oh!
- Oh, sorry

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shoulda... waited
for some eye contact.

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The new book!

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That's so
nice of you, thank you.

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Designers got
some advanced copies,

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so... no big deal.

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Oh, no.

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This is the cover?

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Sorry, bexley made us do it.

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The book's about an
archaeologist with autism.

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I mean, does he
even read the jackets?

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Doubtful.

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Oh!

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And, uh, this came
for you in the mail,

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so I took the Liberty to...

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Oh!

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0 for two.

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Are you ordering your
tiny clothes online again?

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Just a box small enough
for your withered heart.

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- Ah...
- Bet it's another smurf.

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Another smurf?

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As in multiple smurfs?

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So is this like a smurf village
that you're putting together?

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- Are you doing little, like...
- Okay, just...

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Smurf army civil
war reenactments?

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Oh, she's got the
whole collection.

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How adorable.

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Will you shut up?

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Thank you for the
delivery, Danny.

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Anytime.

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Yes, Danny, thank you so much.

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You got it, jt.

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Catch you
dreamboats on the flip.

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-Hit it.

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Okay.

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That poor sap thinks
you're flirting with him.

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The same way people think
you're flirting with me?

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Shortcake, if I was
flirting with you,

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you would know it.

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I didn't know frat
boys knew how to flirt.

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I thought they just
roofied girls' drinks.

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J'curious funky musicj'

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yeah, no, I understand but we're
doing smaller hardcover runs.

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No, no, no, same print run,
just distributed differently.

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Sure, I will put you
through to accounting.

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Ugh!

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Richard!

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I have a copy of
the new book for you.

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Ah!

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Dr. Josh, you didn't
tell me it was in.

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'Stripping time.'

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cover's all me, you know.

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It really grabs ya, right?

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Mm, yes, it's... it's
definitely eye-catching.

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Yeah.

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You got my tee time set
up for tomorrow, Josh?

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8:30.

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Good man.

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I gotta go work on my stroke.

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See you kids in the morning.

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All right, goodnight!

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Out.

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It's not 'stripping time, '
it's 'stripping time!'

260
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,832
this has nothing
to do with strippers.

261
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,125
I swear, that guy's like the
worst version of the worst

262
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,567
version of himself.

263
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,904
Did you seriously just refer
to the cover as "eye-catching?"

264
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,448
Looks like it was designed
by a horny fifth grader.

265
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,658
Not exactly consistent
with the tone of the novel.

266
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,428
Since when do you read
the books we publish?

267
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,621
I was just trying to
fill my good reads quota.

268
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,904
Oh, your one book of the year?

269
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,458
You do know comic
books don't count, right?

270
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,436
I fell asleep three
times reading the first page.

271
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,296
Well, it is exhausting to
read above your grade level.

272
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,423
Maybe you're not ready
for chapter books yet.

273
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,925
It was boring.

274
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,719
It was a masterpiece before
bexley cut 200 pages to make it

275
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,679
more of an airport read.

276
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,366
At least he kept in some of
the landscape descriptions.

277
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,268
Oh, yeah, it was thrilling
reading about the topography of

278
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,478
fort ticonderoga.

279
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,396
Whatever, I loved it.

280
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,898
So, big Thanksgiving plans?

281
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,293
You gonna be posting some smurf
fanfic and eating cranberry

282
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,318
sauce out of a can?

283
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,903
And what about the
templeman family?

284
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,006
Drinking the blood of a virgin
and then staring at each other

285
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:19,656
in silence?

286
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,490
Oh, how'd you know?

287
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,950
We're looking for donations.

288
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,117
Oh, hi, Jeanette!

289
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,119
Oh, I love those earrings.

290
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,329
Don't even try.

291
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,498
Four complaints this week, four!

292
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,875
Three about the break
room incident on Monday.

293
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:31,960
Here we go.

294
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:32,335
Are we ready for our lesson?

295
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,461
Okay?

296
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,338
This is a comma,
and this is a period.

297
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,839
When you take a period and...

298
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,484
You better put that doughnut
hole away or I'm gonna shove it

299
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,676
up your semicolon!

300
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,220
You'd like that,
wouldn't you, shrimp?

301
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,888
Mommy and daddy fight sometimes.

302
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,348
We have discussions.

303
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,059
Like how mommy constantly
forgets to cc daddy on

304
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,519
company-wide memos.

305
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,722
Or how daddy has a cork up
his ass about the format of

306
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,897
quarterly reports.

307
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,107
Mommy and daddy?

308
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,775
Are you serious?

309
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,360
You two are the
worst part of my job.

310
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,029
J'everyone else has left nowj'

311
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,950
I! Bet that disc got
you stressed outj'

312
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:08,246
j'wondering, what
can we do now?!

313
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,625
J'maybe let it burn outj'

314
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,796
j'glitter
sparkling on your heartj'

315
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:21,342
j'now, darling,
won't you stay? J'

316
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,139
I! Know it's
getting late now, babyj'

317
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:30,685
j'maybe you should
stay here with mej'

318
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,314
j'let's just make
it our own partyj'

319
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:39,360
j'stick together like glitter,
glitter, glitter, glitterj'

320
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,381
There are
literally millions of guys in

321
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,740
this city.

322
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,050
Well, it's not
that easy to find a good one.

323
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,260
What about that guy from work?

324
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,618
Who, Josh?

325
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,388
Honey, you
talk about him all the time.

326
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,621
I do not.

327
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,790
I just
worry about you all alone.

328
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:53,708
I know, mom.

329
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:54,876
I'm fine.

330
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:55,835
Well, we miss you, sweetie.

331
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,003
Yeah, I do too.

332
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,921
Hey, look, mom, I gotta go.

333
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,774
I'm walking out the door; I'm
gonna meet the girls for some

334
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:01,798
drinks.

335
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,943
But I'll call you
tomorrow, okay?

336
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,236
All right, love you, pumpkin.

337
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,178
I love you, too.

338
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:05,970
Happy Thanksgiving.

339
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,680
Happy Thanksgiving.

340
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:15,229
J'soft sensitive musicj'

341
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,408
Happy smurfs are all alike.

342
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:32,455
But unhappy smurfs are all
unhappy in their own ways.

343
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:38,669
Smurfette pondered this as she
watched grouchy smurf squash a

344
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:44,634
strawberry under his shiny boot,

345
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:49,680
grumbling to himself about
the UN-smurfiness of the world.

346
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:15,456
I'm gonna work
you so fucking hard.

347
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,478
Son of a bitch.

348
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,939
I! Don't need permissionj'

349
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,816
j'I'm a woman on a missionj'

350
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,693
I! Don't care to admit itj'

351
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,820
I! Run the game, get with itj'

352
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,280
j'and the mission is sky-highj'

353
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,657
j'sky-sky-high, and roll outj'

354
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,492
j'baby, I'ma hit
the big time... j'

355
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,703
wowzers, what's the occasion?

356
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,288
Psychological warfare.

357
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,123
Time to get into his head.

358
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,629
I'cause I'm a powerful woman,
[Always get what I wantj'

359
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,756
j'so don't you
get in my way now”

360
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,675
j'that s not what I wantj'

361
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:11,637
I'cause I'm a powerful woman,
[Always get what I want... j'

362
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:19,979
Smooth, shortcake.

363
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,314
Ugh, shut up.

364
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,815
What is this?

365
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,526
Travel shot glass?

366
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,156
Would be a menstrual cup.

367
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,365
Right.

368
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,449
My next guess.

369
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:33,993
These are better
for the environment,

370
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,536
and tampons are dangerous.

371
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,704
You know what?

372
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,581
No, this is none
of your business.

373
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,794
Hot date tonight?

374
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,923
I might.

375
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,603
Duck!

376
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,147
You are weirder
than normal today.

377
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,983
Pressure of the job
application getting to you?

378
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,156
Had some weird
dreams last night.

379
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,575
You had a sex dream.

380
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,666
Was I in it?-

381
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:26,295
Only in your dreams would
you ever be in my dreams.

382
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,636
Okay.

383
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,308
It was a... little erotic.

384
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:43,062
I was in bed...

385
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:47,817
Naked, and there was a man...

386
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,236
Pressing up against me.

387
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,363
I could feel him...

388
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,823
You know.

389
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,076
I think you're gonna
have to spell it out for me.

390
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,622
Well, I guess I just...

391
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,960
Feel weird because it
is a guy from work.

392
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,712
Ooh!

393
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,796
Hot date guy?

394
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,256
As a matter of fact...

395
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,092
Am I gonna have to notify hr?

396
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,429
Because of what we did.

397
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,014
We are drowning in remainders!

398
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,534
We have more remainders of that
insipid sports memoir than we do

399
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,976
of Jocelyn's book!

400
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,037
Because we print more because
they actually make money.

401
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,647
Because god forbid we actually
invest in something artistically

402
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:27,732
worthwhile!

403
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,317
You know what your
problem is, Helen?

404
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,336
You think it's below you to give
people what they actually want.

405
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,486
I don't give a shit!

406
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,280
People want a book
on donkey farts,

407
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,490
I'll ride the donkey
all the way to the bank!

408
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,814
This is what I get for selling
my soul to mephistopheles.

409
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,660
Who?!

410
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,163
Read a book, bexley!

411
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,127
Fuck!

412
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,841
When are where is this
supposed date going to happen?

413
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,344
You are very interested.

414
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,845
Why is that?

415
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,473
Well, studies show when a
manager feigns interest in his

416
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,934
employees' personal
lives, it boosts morale.

417
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,103
That, and I think you're lying.

418
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,732
I am meeting him for
drinks at the ac at seven,

419
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,360
and you will never be my boss.

420
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,861
Well, what a coincidence?

421
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,280
I'm going to the ac tonight...

422
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,490
At seven.

423
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,992
Fan-tastic.

424
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,703
I will see you there.

425
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,382
- Hey!
- Oh!

426
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,175
Sorry, I should wear a bell.

427
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,927
Like a cow.

428
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,512
You're not like a cow.

429
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,971
I'm gonna stop talking.

430
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,515
- Hi.
- Wait...

431
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,891
Are you moving offices?

432
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,936
Um, just doing a little
pre-packing, you know?

433
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,896
Organizing my ducks.

434
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:49,814
Boop!

435
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:50,690
What?

436
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,899
No, you're leaving?

437
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,484
Starting my own company.

438
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,611
I cannot believe we are
losing another designer.

439
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,196
Bexley's killing us.

440
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,949
Well, I... I still
have another week.

441
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,909
Um...

442
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,745
What... what brings you
to the... the Dan cave?

443
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,288
Actually...

444
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,916
Uh, I was wondering...

445
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,960
What you're doing tonight.

446
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,756
Uh, well, uh, couple of guys
are taking me out on the town to

447
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,216
celebrate my old departure.

448
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,385
But tomorrow, I'm
free as a beaver.

449
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,970
- Mm...
- That's not an expression.

450
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,347
Yeah, no, I... I'm gonna
be swamped this weekend,

451
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,392
and actually, all of next week
and the next week with this...

452
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,436
This thing...

453
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,730
For, uh, cats.

454
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,982
Orphaned rescue cats.

455
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:33,983
Orphaned?

456
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,526
Yes, correct.

457
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,170
It's kind of a big deal and I
don't really know when I'm gonna

458
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,047
be available again, so tonight
is actually the only night I'm

459
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,783
available for, like, a
really long time, so...

460
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,995
All right, I mean,
I'll... switch things around,

461
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,079
you know?

462
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,832
It's for the cats.

463
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,253
Awesome, you are the best.

464
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:54,879
You're the best.

465
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:55,588
Oh!

466
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,964
The ac, seven o'clock.

467
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,132
I'll see ya there.

468
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,800
See ya there!

469
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:31,874
J'curious funky musicj'

470
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,882
I hate Lucy.

471
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,803
Die, Lucy, die?

472
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,730
What the hell?

473
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:56,607
You too.

474
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,275
Have a good weekend.

475
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,658
Were you just at my desk?

476
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,993
Thought I saw a spider.

477
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,586
What were you
really doing at my desk?

478
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,548
Like I said, spider.

479
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,058
You know what, Joshua?

480
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,226
You are so...

481
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:32,935
Sharp?

482
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:33,894
Intelligent?

483
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,104
Superior in every way?

484
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,522
Predictable.

485
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,441
Still going on your date?

486
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,360
Yup, and I should
probably get going.

487
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,630
You know, you should start with
the virtues of the menstrual

488
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:44,238
cup.

489
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,781
Guys love that.

490
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,617
Yeah, I just thought I'd tell
him I'm not wearing any panties.

491
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,828
Do guys like that?

492
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,378
Do you need a ride?

493
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,505
No, I will walk.

494
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,090
But it's pouring.

495
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,360
I wouldn't want your makeup to
smear after you just spent 22

496
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,720
minutes on it in the bathroom.

497
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,972
Has anyone ever told you
that you have stalker-like

498
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,307
tendencies?

499
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,159
Oh, so says the girl
with the serial killer eyes?

500
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,437
Yeah, only when I
imagine strangling you.

501
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,030
Calm down, I'm not
actually gonna strangle you.

502
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,990
What are we doing?

503
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,035
What do you mean?

504
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,536
This.

505
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:35,539
This schoolyard game
that we play everyday.

506
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,960
You mean the game
where we hate each other?

507
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,547
Do you really hate me?

508
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:48,594
J' "feel good" by the
command sistersj'

509
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:04,193
J'gimme something that
will make me feel goodj'

510
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,653
j'J'

511
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:09,198
j'gimme something that
will make me feel goodj'

512
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,158
j'good, goodj'

513
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:14,370
j'gimme some of that
good, good, goodj'

514
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,413
Everything all right in there?

515
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,208
Sorry.

516
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,710
Just bumped the button.

517
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,464
J'gimme some of that J'

518
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:29,593
j'gimme some of that
good, good J'

519
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,234
So am I just
taking you home, or...?

520
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,904
I need to go meet Danny still.

521
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,197
What are you talking about?

522
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,701
My date that you
are driving me to.

523
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:56,537
Well, I... I thought...

524
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,414
But Danny?

525
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,082
Look, will you just pull over?

526
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,476
We're still a block
away from the bar.

527
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,936
Yeah, I know, I really
wanna get out of the car.

528
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,670
Oh...

529
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,840
Hold on, just...

530
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:08,841
Hey, just wait a second!

531
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,759
Take my umbrell...!

532
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,514
Thing is, Harris, if this
were an authentic log cabin,

533
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,725
what you have to do is
notch it out up here,

534
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,894
and then probably go with a
classic a-frame for aesthetic

535
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,187
and stability.

536
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,274
I'm so sorry I'm late.

537
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,901
It is biblically
torrential out there.

538
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,236
Huh.

539
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,238
I look like I tried
to fight off a Tsunami.

540
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,282
You look great wet.

541
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,702
I... I mean you look
really beautiful.

542
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:37,911
I'm really bad at this.

543
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,247
I'll have a Johnny black, neat.

544
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,249
Bailey's, rocks.

545
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,544
Rough day?

546
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,254
Strange day.

547
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,840
Oh, 'stripping time!'

548
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,317
'stripping time, '
you're reading it.

549
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,718
What do you think?

550
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,696
You know, they say "don't
judge a book by its cover,"

551
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,140
but in this case,
they're both god-awful.

552
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,726
Yeah, I know.

553
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,311
I know!

554
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,330
It's like who wants to read 10
pages about the topography of

555
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,623
- fort ticonderoga?
- Ticonderoga?

556
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,149
Exactly what I thought!

557
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,359
It's genuinely really bad.

558
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,197
Um, will you
just... excuse me one second?

559
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:20,788
Hey, you all right?

560
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:21,747
I'm fine.

561
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,165
What are you doing here?

562
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,958
You left your purse in my car.

563
00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:27,711
Whatever, you win.

564
00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,464
The "get in the other
person's head" game, okay?!

565
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,133
I mean, you somehow jedi mind
tricked me into kissing you when

566
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,302
I should have just
slapped your smug face.

567
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,529
It's been a really
good day for you.

568
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:37,304
What?

569
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,388
I made a mistake, okay?

570
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,390
And if you wanna
report me to hr or...

571
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,474
What?

572
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,660
That's what
you're worried about?

573
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,186
Josh!

574
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,955
A man just called me "beautiful"
and my first thought is to think

575
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:47,356
that he's messing with me.

576
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,190
Okay?

577
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:48,899
I feel like I'm going crazy.

578
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,609
So just please go home.

579
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,156
All right, what can I get you?

580
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:02,830
Hey.

581
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,125
Cheers.

582
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,336
All right.

583
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,923
Hey, did I just see Josh?

584
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,299
Uh, oh!

585
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,510
Yeah, I... I left work
with a file that he needed.

586
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,179
But don't worry, he is gone.

587
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,849
Hey, so are you and he, like...

588
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:23,308
I don't know.

589
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:25,673
I just can't help but feel
like there's like a vibe there.

590
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,521
- You two?
- Uh-uh.

591
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,438
No, no, no.

592
00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:29,523
No vibe.

593
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,275
No vibe there.

594
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,359
Cool, cool, cool.

595
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:35,028
So, like, this is
a real date, then?

596
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,572
I mean, it is, right?

597
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,658
It is definitely real.

598
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,243
Awesome.

599
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,036
So, where are you from?

600
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,246
Vermont.

601
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,415
Green
mountain state, Ethan Allen.

602
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,833
That's right.

603
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,252
Yeah, my parents are
strawberry farmers.

604
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,335
What?!

605
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,547
My parents have a
hobby farm, too!

606
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,340
I'm talkin' bees,
goats, chickens,

607
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:56,425
the whole thing!

608
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,259
Wait, are you serious?

609
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,342
I am serious.

610
00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,654
How did I not
know this about you?

611
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,721
I don't know.

612
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,240
But we got Karen
and Sharon the sheep,

613
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:05,184
we got Percy pig, we
got bonito the queen bee,

614
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,327
and we got Phillip the goat.

615
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,769
You know about goat parkour?

616
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,104
Goat parkour?

617
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,564
- That's correct.
- No.

618
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,000
It's the greatest thing
you've ever seen in your life.

619
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,984
So Phillip jumps off of
any surface pulling this,

620
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,336
like, radical move
where he's like,

621
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,778
"psych, I'm a goat!"

622
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,298
It's the best thing in the
w... I have to show it to you.

623
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,199
Do you have pictures?

624
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,035
I don't, actually.

625
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,829
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

626
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,473
Yeah, a third of all
our food actually comes from

627
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,707
bee-pollinated plants.

628
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,268
- Wow!
- Which is... yeah, it's shocking.

629
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,752
- I didn't know that.
- Really, so...

630
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,421
Okay, so wait, wait, do you
have to wear one of those bee

631
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:35,881
suns?

632
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:39,593
To me honest, I'm like macaulay
culkin in 'my girl'-ieve|

633
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:42,387
allergic to bees, so
every time I go home,

634
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,681
I have to carry,
like, an epipen.

635
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,935
Oh, that's so
nerdy, I love that.

636
00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:50,896
Says the girl who read 'war
and peace' in the sixth grade!

637
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:52,439
No, I said I tried.

638
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,274
And that doesn't
make me a nerd, okay?

639
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,151
That just makes me precocious.

640
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,862
No, see, that's just
nerd talk for bein' a nerd.

641
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,280
No, it's not.

642
00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:01,364
Embrace it.

643
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,492
J'on the
coastline in the waterj'

644
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,744
j'your mirage is
like a stalkerj'

645
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,163
I! Should push him
off the cliffsidej'

646
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:12,417
I'cause he's coloring
my insides ocean bluej'

647
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:17,756
j'and everywhere I
look, I look at youj'

648
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,383
j'it's truej'

649
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,552
j'up in my imaginationj'

650
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:25,097
j'i rehearse our
conversations... j'

651
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,560
Hi, who is it?

652
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:32,163
Delivery for Lucy hutton.

653
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,248
Oh, okay.

654
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,356
Come on in.

655
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:39,653
- Thank you.
- Have a nice day.

656
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,405
You too.

657
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:45,450
J'what is happening? J'

658
00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:46,451
j'oh, dearj'

659
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:48,954
I! Keep wishing you were herej'

660
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:53,750
j'and I swear I'm gonna lose it
if I keep playing your musicj'

661
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,169
j'but what else
is there to do? J'

662
00:29:56,253 --> 00:30:00,340
j'everywhere I look,
I just see youj'

663
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,458
Lucy?

664
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,044
I'm very sorry.

665
00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:40,255
So sorry you forgot
to shower this morning?

666
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,217
Can we please lay
down our weapons?

667
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,182
Yeah, okay.

668
00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:52,476
Cease fire.

669
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,567
- Packin' some heat?
- Yeah.

670
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,197
Come strapped.

671
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:08,408
Okay, now let's just...

672
00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:11,495
Never speak about
it again, okay?

673
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,961
So, how was your date?

674
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,463
It was fine.

675
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,450
Yeah, he actually
sent me flowers,

676
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:26,635
which I thought was
a very classy move.

677
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,720
Turns out we have
a lot in common.

678
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,722
He's really nice.

679
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:34,434
Mm, yeah, the allure of the
nice guy: Your white whale.

680
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:35,602
What's wrong with nice?

681
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,163
Nothing, if
that's what you want.

682
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:38,563
Isn't that what everybody wants?

683
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,482
So it seems.

684
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,654
So, what game
should we play now?

685
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,447
I don't know.

686
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:49,509
How about something where
we don't fight all the time?

687
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,533
Oh!

688
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:51,761
Like the "normal
colleagues" game.

689
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,179
It would go like this:
Good morning, Josh.

690
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,204
Why, good morning, Lucy.

691
00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,080
How was your weekend?

692
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,581
Oh, it was lovely, thank you.

693
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,518
Oh, I'll be working on the
Walker book today if you need

694
00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,251
any help.

695
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,127
Oh, my gosh!

696
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,878
That's so cooperative of you!

697
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:04,047
You're very welcome, Lucy.

698
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,092
Pfff.

699
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,678
Okay, well, I'll
take that as a no.

700
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,639
Lucy, can we talk about
your team-building proposal?

701
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:14,224
Sure.

702
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,536
I booked the conference center
and I'm organizing a scavenger

703
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,603
I made these tiny books,
put little clues inside.

704
00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:20,164
I was kind of inspired
by 'gulliver's travels'...

705
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:22,023
You know,
lilliputian books and...

706
00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,486
I'm sorry, do you
have a better idea?

707
00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:29,156
Well, as a matter of fact, I
submitted a proposal of my own.

708
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:30,949
Paintball.

709
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,826
Physical activity, fresh air.

710
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,703
And you come strapped, right?

711
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,181
That sounds like a
lawsuit waiting to happen.

712
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,541
I felt the same way,
but bexley loved it.

713
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,084
Hell yeah, I love it.

714
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:43,712
Let everyone work out their
issues with guns and ammo like

715
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,672
god the almighty intended.

716
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,258
We flipped a coin and
we're going with paintball.

717
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:51,303
I'm sorry, Lucy, I know
how hard you worked on this.

718
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,390
Son of a bitch!

719
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,644
You just couldn't let
me have this, could you?

720
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:00,854
Could you?!

721
00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:04,857
No problem!

722
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,359
I mean, put down
the books, nerds.

723
00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:08,195
Guns are the new...

724
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,573
Whatever's best for b&g, so...

725
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,117
Um, if you would just
excuse me a minute.

726
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,413
Tinkerbell on the rag?

727
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,539
Ugh!

728
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:20,707
Bad date.

729
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:25,504
J'upbeat funky musicj'

730
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,181
Mack attack, ready for battle.

731
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,557
Carl, don't look so scared.

732
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:38,641
Annabelle!

733
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,477
- Nice muffs.
- Thanks!

734
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,831
What was that you were saying
about everybody hating me?

735
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,900
And yet, here I am,
leading a day of team-building.

736
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,069
Well, bully for you.

737
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:49,736
Oh!

738
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:50,819
Luce, cute outfit.

739
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,240
Look, I need a tiny favor.

740
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:54,407
Okay.

741
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:55,843
My boyfriend's niece
is having a rough time:

742
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,786
Drugs, illegal stuff,
there's an arson thing.

743
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,722
But her mom thinks an
internship would do her good.

744
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,748
No, I... I don't think
now's a good time for...

745
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,684
Look, I don't wanna beg,
but I'm totally gonna beg.

746
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,388
You're the only one
that can deal with her.

747
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,212
Just a couple months, okay?

748
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,523
- Thank you so much!
- No...

749
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,548
You know what?

750
00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:10,691
- I'm gonna text her right now.
- Oh...

751
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:11,550
- You are absolutely the best.
- 'No“

752
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,968
Luce, the best.

753
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,761
Oh, my god...

754
00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,697
Uh, hey, luce, I've got this
friend and he's looking for a

755
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,823
- new roommate.
- Will you shut up?

756
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,367
You think you'd
wanna move in with him?

757
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:21,851
Oh!

758
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,436
Pretty fancy gun you got.

759
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,814
Jp splatmaster 1000.

760
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,774
This puppy goes 200 yards...

761
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:29,484
No ball chop.

762
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,212
Hey, you wanna be teammates?

763
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:31,861
Yes.

764
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,822
Teams are pre-selected.

765
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,031
All right.

766
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,284
You know, if
they're pre-selected.

767
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,578
See ya out there.

768
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,288
Oh, sorry.

769
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,249
- Nice one, Danny.
- Helmet.

770
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,084
Guy's a walking catastrophe.

771
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,712
Okay, easy, tiger,
it's his last day.

772
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,255
You look pale.

773
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,090
N... what are you doing?!

774
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,592
You're burnin' up, shortcake.

775
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:55,969
I do not know
anyone by that name.

776
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,488
You sure you don't
wanna sit this one out?

777
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:58,430
Oh, no.

778
00:34:58,513 --> 00:34:59,973
No, I am not going anywhere.

779
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,184
I am gonna be right
here, all up in your grill,

780
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,853
like a fourth of July picnic.

781
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,606
I am going to annihilate you.

782
00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:10,358
We're on the same team.

783
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:12,902
Fuck.

784
00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,988
J'exciting rock musicj'

785
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,281
All right, listen up!

786
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,700
It's gonna be two
teams, orange versus blue,

787
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,493
capture the flag.

788
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:21,328
Let's go!

789
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,621
Lucy, move out!

790
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:24,623
Go, go, go, go, go!

791
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:26,333
Hey, move!

792
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:27,959
Take down templeman!

793
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:30,670
Let's go!

794
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:31,671
To the right!

795
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:32,839
Go, go, go, go!

796
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:34,132
Watch out!

797
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:35,717
Parkour!

798
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:38,136
What?!

799
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,846
Don't you go dying on me!

800
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:40,847
Hi, Danny.

801
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:41,848
Fall back!

802
00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:42,992
Get the hell out of here!

803
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,851
You guys,
templeman's in the camper!

804
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,102
Ah, shit.

805
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:47,646
Save yourselves!

806
00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:49,773
Come on, orange team!

807
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,149
Move!

808
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,276
Move up!

809
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:54,444
Okay, team.

810
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:55,904
What's the plan?

811
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:56,821
Wait for my signal.

812
00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:57,739
Wait, what?

813
00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,366
What's the signal?

814
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:04,871
Okay, I'll cover you.

815
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:06,706
Worry about yourself, gi Joe.

816
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,583
The sniper's got us pinned down.

817
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:09,876
I got this, Lucy!

818
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:10,710
What is she doing?!

819
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:12,671
I didn't signal!

820
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,798
Here comes the pain!

821
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:16,383
You like that?!

822
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:22,263
Suck my paintballs, bitches!

823
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:23,723
Lucy, I did it!

824
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:26,851
Son of a bitch!

825
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:29,396
Who shoots someone in the back?

826
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,332
I knew I should've
gone with the splatmaster.

827
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,358
Aw, poor Danny.

828
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,986
Mother of dragons, that hurt!

829
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:37,987
Seriously?!

830
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,489
I'm already out!

831
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,907
Sorry.

832
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,200
Was that really necessary?

833
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,661
All's fair in love and war.

834
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:45,787
Okay.

835
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,330
I'm gonna make a run for it.

836
00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:48,599
And let you get all the glory?

837
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:49,666
Hell no, templeman.

838
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,876
Better act
quick, then, shortcake.

839
00:36:57,841 --> 00:36:59,026
- Come here!
- What are you doing?!

840
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,761
You never bring cupcakes!

841
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,513
We're on the same team!

842
00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:04,514
Get off!

843
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,558
Go, Lucy, go!

844
00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:14,149
J'I'm gonna regret this momentj'

845
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:18,445
j'get, fight,
mode, feed, push... j'

846
00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:20,408
- Stay down.
- What are you doing?

847
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,746
Total domination!

848
00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:29,056
You hurt her!

849
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,081
Oh, my god.

850
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,040
Lucy, I'm sorry, I
got carried away.

851
00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:31,875
Stop.

852
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,042
Stop it.

853
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,252
Ugh, get this thing off me.

854
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,438
It's like a million degrees.

855
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:36,629
Luce, you're sweating.

856
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:37,589
Oh, my god, is it
internal bleeding?

857
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:38,965
Is she gonna die?

858
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,484
No, she doesn't have a
fever because you shot her,

859
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,217
you dick.

860
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:42,135
Are you okay?

861
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,219
She's fine.

862
00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:44,447
No, I'm fine, don't worry...

863
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,015
- Okay, all right.
- Oh, god.

864
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:47,974
Let's get you up.

865
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,476
Come on, time to go home.

866
00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,895
Yeah, paintball's over.

867
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,940
I'm sorry.

868
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,236
All right, here you go.

869
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,996
What are you doing here?

870
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,581
I drove you home.

871
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:12,207
No, I know.

872
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,291
Why are you...

873
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,959
Standing in my
apartment right now?

874
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,377
What do you
think I was gonna do,

875
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,272
just open the door and
kick you out of a moving car?

876
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,881
I'm... fine.

877
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,424
Yeah, okay.

878
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,383
You gonna be sick?

879
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:25,637
Okay, bathroom, go, go, go, go.

880
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,223
There you go.

881
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,558
Yeah.

882
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:31,934
Ugh.

883
00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:36,856
Oh, the humanity.

884
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,566
Okay.

885
00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:49,661
Ii can see it there,
hidden in your crystal eyesj'

886
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:54,374
j'that it's hard to trust
something can be sweetj'

887
00:38:55,750 --> 00:39:00,547
j'but all I want, I
promise that it's not a iiej'

888
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:05,593
j'is to be your friend
if ever you're in needj'

889
00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:09,597
j'you can count on mej'

890
00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:21,276
J'when you're down,
when you're hurtj'

891
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,028
j'when you're
down in your worstj'

892
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,114
j'you can count on mej'

893
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:28,992
j'you can count on mej'

894
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,996
j'when you're hot and it burnsj'

895
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,582
j'just say what really hurtsj'

896
00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,584
j'you can count on mej'

897
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:38,960
Ow.

898
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,336
Sorry.

899
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:50,614
- Still alive in there?
- Yeah.

900
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,307
All right, sit up.

901
00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:54,726
Time to take your temp.

902
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:01,733
Open up, Rambo.

903
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,526
There you go.

904
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,113
You're in my bedroom.

905
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,950
I'm wearing sleepysaurus.

906
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,619
Try not to talk, shortcake.

907
00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,996
I know that's hard for you.

908
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:19,250
Here we go.

909
00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:24,589
Ooh, that's not very
nice, Mr. Thermometer.

910
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,177
Are you laughing?

911
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:32,847
Oh, I must be hallucinating.

912
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:34,390
Sit tight.

913
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:36,184
I'll be back.

914
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,025
No, there's two of you.

915
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:48,071
Josh must have
gotten wet after midnight.

916
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,199
-Lucy?

917
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:51,866
I'm a doctor.

918
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:52,951
How are you feeling?

919
00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:54,034
Not so good.

920
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,079
She's got a fever of 103.

921
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,122
All right, let's sit you up.

922
00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,582
Okay.

923
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:09,592
You are really handsome.

924
00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:11,594
Thank you.

925
00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:15,056
People always say Josh
is the good-looking one.

926
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,017
Oh, you're his brother.

927
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:21,062
Oh, you must've wanted to beat
him up so much when you were a

928
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,106
kid.

929
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:23,898
I like her.

930
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,316
Oh, she's very special.

931
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,877
Wait, can you tell me
embarrassing things about him?

932
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,486
You must know all
the best stuff.

933
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,238
Well, um...

934
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,864
He used to dress up like a dog...

935
00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:34,760
Make our mom walk him
around the block.

936
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,762
Oh, my god, this
is the best day of my life.

937
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,454
I was a kid, thank you.

938
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:39,538
He was 12.

939
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:40,289
No!

940
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:41,833
Oh, Josh, that's too old.

941
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,769
All right, thank you very much
for the house call, doctor.

942
00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:45,128
Time to go.

943
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:46,879
Laughter's the
best medicine, right?

944
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,136
No...

945
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,763
You did all the right things.

946
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,099
You would've been good at this.

947
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:01,936
I'm not trying to
be a dick, come on.

948
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,313
I'm just saying, you did good.

949
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,320
You ever gonna rsvp?

950
00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:14,240
It's just that, you know, mindy
and I need a final head count.

951
00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:16,325
Yeah, yeah, uh...

952
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,036
I've just been slammed at work.

953
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:19,287
Sorry.

954
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,414
Look, man...

955
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,750
It's awkward, I get it.

956
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:26,961
But when your brother
gets married, you show up.

957
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,337
Bring a plus one.

958
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,149
Oh yeah, right,
'cause that's what we need:

959
00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:33,509
More witnesses to our
absurd family drama.

960
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,012
Keep her fluids up.

961
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:39,724
Call me if the fever gets worse.

962
00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:41,184
Thank you, pat.

963
00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:42,935
Thank you, little brother.

964
00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,612
- How are we doin'?
- Hey.

965
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,239
I brought you a little water.

966
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,160
N... I'm not a baby.

967
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:00,637
You already broke
two glasses earlier,

968
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:03,247
so better safe than sorry.

969
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:05,833
There you go.

970
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,504
My mom always gave me
strawberry juice when I was

971
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,172
sick.

972
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,007
What did yours do?

973
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,718
Oh, they were always too
busy treating other people.

974
00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,095
If you weren't in
cardiac arrest,

975
00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:19,806
your ailment
didn't exactly rank.

976
00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:21,390
Is your whole family doctors?

977
00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:23,142
And surgeons.

978
00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:25,269
Except me.

979
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:30,024
Has anyone ever told you that
you look like a young Dennis

980
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,108
quaid?

981
00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,296
I think it's time to take
your temp again, shortcake.

982
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,030
No, stop calling me that.

983
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:37,615
Oh, not a chance.

984
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:40,034
Watching you pretend to hate
that nickname is the best part

985
00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,619
of my day.

986
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,996
You changed shirts.

987
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,374
You look like an Old Navy model.

988
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:47,834
My brother brought it for me.

989
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,752
You puked on the
other one, remember?

990
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,754
-Oh, yeah.

991
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:57,760
Dove gray, white, powder
blue, window pane, true blue.

992
00:43:57,844 --> 00:44:00,138
- What's that?
- Your shirts.

993
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:03,182
Always in the same order.

994
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,936
I guess I am that predictable.

995
00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:09,647
Yeah, you only
surprised me once.

996
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:12,316
- When was that?
- The elevator.

997
00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:14,986
And...

998
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,071
What did you think about that?

999
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:23,202
Yeah, I thought
it was really hot.

1000
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:32,253
Are we playing the staring game?

1001
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,255
It's my favorite.

1002
00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:38,217
I like the way you look at me.

1003
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,723
Get some rest.

1004
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,329
Oh, she lives!

1005
00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:09,332
Why are you
cleaning my apartment?

1006
00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:10,875
Oh, actually, I didn't clean it.

1007
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,728
I demoed the whole thing and
rebuilt it from the ground up

1008
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:13,794
with a team of elves.

1009
00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:15,213
Figured it was easier.

1010
00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:17,924
Okay, just 'cause I'm not
turned on by the smell of

1011
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,133
cleaning supplies...

1012
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:21,510
Weird, that doesn't
sound like "thank you"...

1013
00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:23,071
- No...
- But you're very welcome.

1014
00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:24,096
Thank you.

1015
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,490
Seriously, thank
you for everything.

1016
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,433
But just... would
you... stop, stop.

1017
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:28,142
This is weird.

1018
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,769
This is way too weird.

1019
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,730
Oh, and if you use any
of this against me...

1020
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,858
Oh, right, because knowing
the consistency of your vomit's

1021
00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:37,502
really gonna give me
a competitive edge.

1022
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,568
No, Josh, stop.

1023
00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:39,946
No, I get it, it's fine.

1024
00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:42,448
My brother left a prescription
for you on the table.

1025
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:44,116
See you at the office.

1026
00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,292
Shit.

1027
00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:58,982
Did you know daisies
are found on every continent

1028
00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:01,509
except antartica-arctica?

1029
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:02,885
Oh, gotta go.

1030
00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:03,969
Lucy!

1031
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,388
Hi!

1032
00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:06,347
What are you doing here?

1033
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,391
I got you these.

1034
00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:09,558
Always with the flowers.

1035
00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:10,893
You're very sweet.

1036
00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:12,186
How are you feeling?

1037
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:15,189
Like my body survived a
violent alien abduction.

1038
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,942
Fun fact about alien
abductions: Not violent.

1039
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:20,545
They get a bad rep 'cause of all
the probe stuff but my personal

1040
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,738
feelings are that aliens
are actually people from,

1041
00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,283
like, a million years from
now just checkin' in on their

1042
00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:26,742
ancestors.

1043
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,345
I don't know if you've read
Nick bostrom's 'simulation

1044
00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:30,555
hypothesis, ' but if you build a
quantum computer the size of a

1045
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:31,579
planet...

1046
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,209
And after you.

1047
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,478
If you think about the
exponential rate of computing

1048
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,921
power alone from, like,
40 years ago 'til now,

1049
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:41,716
and then you do that from, like,
4,000 years or four million

1050
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,427
years, there's basically
no way we're not aliens.

1051
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:46,637
That's... that's cool.

1052
00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:47,801
- It's crazy, right?
- Yeah.

1053
00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:52,268
Hey, so you wanna
get dinner tonight?

1054
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,312
Maybe.

1055
00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,397
I'll... I'll have to
see how I'm feeling.

1056
00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:58,733
Hey, jtt!

1057
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,026
Temple-man.

1058
00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:01,736
What's up, dude bro?

1059
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,529
You don't work here anymore.

1060
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,449
Just checkin' in on my girl.

1061
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,534
The old Lucy goose.

1062
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:11,037
Lucille ball 'n' chain.

1063
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,373
Lucy in the sky with Danny.

1064
00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:17,501
Wow.

1065
00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:18,711
Okay.

1066
00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,671
No vibe, huh?

1067
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,257
Lucy?

1068
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:24,901
Can you come see me
when you get settled?

1069
00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:26,594
Yeah, yeah, just one second.

1070
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,846
- Um...
- Guess that's my cue.

1071
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,058
Thanks.

1072
00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:33,493
- Yeah, I'll email you.
- Okay.

1073
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,269
Cool, cool, cool, cool.

1074
00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:44,403
Strawberry juice.

1075
00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:53,079
You sent the roses.

1076
00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,544
Joshua templeman.

1077
00:48:01,504 --> 00:48:02,880
Yes, I'll be right there.

1078
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:04,340
Thank you.

1079
00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:08,344
Glad you're feeling better.

1080
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:12,139
Crap.

1081
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:20,648
I saw you
submitted your application.

1082
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:21,816
I know, it's a long-shot.

1083
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,025
Are you kidding me?

1084
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:25,111
I'm counting on you
getting this job.

1085
00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:27,488
We can't let bexley turn
this place into some kind of...

1086
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,906
Commercial shit house?

1087
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,033
I was gonna say "factory."

1088
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:32,117
But yeah.

1089
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:33,828
Josh submitted his
application too.

1090
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:34,912
I know.

1091
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,206
His Harvard mba
won't hurt his chances.

1092
00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:39,792
I have a master's
in victorian lit.

1093
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:40,626
Does that count?

1094
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:42,002
For me, it does.

1095
00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:44,338
Not so much for
the money people.

1096
00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:47,007
There are a lot of
good candidates, Lucy.

1097
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,926
Will you be honest with me?

1098
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,428
How much of a shot do I have?

1099
00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:52,489
Because I really want this
job and I... I need to prepare

1100
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:53,305
myself...

1101
00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:55,057
Don't underestimate yourself.

1102
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:58,477
You already coordinate
every department on my behalf.

1103
00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:00,521
You know this company
from the bottom up.

1104
00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:02,064
You have fantastic instincts.

1105
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:03,691
Frankly...

1106
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:07,153
I should have promoted
you to editorial years ago.

1107
00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:10,114
Why didn't you?

1108
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,534
You never asked.

1109
00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:17,163
And I rely on you to do the
parts of my job that I hate

1110
00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:22,209
doing, which is why you'd
make a great managing director.

1111
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,929
I'm trying to say thank you.

1112
00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:34,680
No need.

1113
00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:36,182
You helped me, okay?

1114
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,057
And I owe you a favor.

1115
00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:38,225
What can I do for you?

1116
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,143
I will clean your apartment.

1117
00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:40,686
I will bake you a cake.

1118
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:42,414
I will... I will go with you to
your brother's wedding and I

1119
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:43,856
will be your designated driver.

1120
00:49:43,939 --> 00:49:46,734
You can get shit-faced drunk
and I will clean up your vomit.

1121
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,319
How do you know about that?

1122
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,255
Because I overheard you in my
kitchen and I know you need a

1123
00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:50,863
plus one.

1124
00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,072
Are you mad at me?

1125
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:54,116
I'm not mad at
you, I'm just busy.

1126
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,619
My god, Lucinda, can I
please get a moment alone?

1127
00:49:57,578 --> 00:49:58,412
Not until you say we're even.

1128
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,456
What do you mean "even?"

1129
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:05,920
This is cozy.

1130
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:07,647
Just say that I can
take you to the wedding.

1131
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:08,672
Is that what you want?

1132
00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,299
No, what I want is
to stop fighting.

1133
00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:12,426
I want just a tiny sliver
of peace in my daily life.

1134
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,386
And to die
very slowly of boredom.

1135
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,656
Oh, no, I won't be bored, I'll
have this fantastic new job to

1136
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,680
keep me occupied.

1137
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:18,803
You're not getting the job.

1138
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:26,690
J'slow sexy musicj'

1139
00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:29,026
put your hands on me.

1140
00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:33,155
You can put them on yourself.

1141
00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:42,498
Kiss me.

1142
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,753
Do me a favor?

1143
00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:53,467
Go to dinner with
Danny and kiss him.

1144
00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,137
Why?

1145
00:50:57,221 --> 00:50:59,473
If it's better than our
elevator kiss, then fine.

1146
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,034
- But if it's not...
- What is with you?

1147
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,769
I... I don't wanna be some
experiment before you settle

1148
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,646
down with Mr. Right.

1149
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:09,984
And I'm not gonna put my hands
on you again unless you tell me

1150
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:13,112
that nobody
kisses you like I do.

1151
00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:23,080
Wow, this view
is... it's incredible!

1152
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:24,832
This is very romantic.

1153
00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:26,500
Well, not just romantic...

1154
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,710
Historical.

1155
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,670
Did you know that in
the American revolution,

1156
00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:32,047
the British used to keep
prisoners of war on a boat in

1157
00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:33,257
the east river?

1158
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,676
And like 12,000 of them died.

1159
00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,279
And they didn't know
what to do with the bodies,

1160
00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:39,513
so they just
dumped them overboard.

1161
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,515
I mean, literally
picture that in your mind.

1162
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,267
Oh, I am.

1163
00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:45,811
So, anyway, how's
business going?

1164
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:48,731
It's going all right.

1165
00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:51,400
I've got like four clients and
pitching two more this week.

1166
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,277
And, you know, if you
get that promoshe...

1167
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,321
Yes, I will
definitely keep you in mind.

1168
00:51:55,404 --> 00:51:57,031
I, uh, got something for you.

1169
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,657
Danny, that's so thoughtful!

1170
00:51:58,741 --> 00:52:00,659
J'check this outlj'

1171
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:02,995
a business card!

1172
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:05,539
For all your
graphic design needs.

1173
00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:06,332
Thank you.

1174
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:08,500
Designed it myself.

1175
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,670
Hey, have you ever
thought about kissing me?

1176
00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:14,214
Only every day since you
spilled coffee on my lap in my

1177
00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:16,258
first staff meeting.

1178
00:52:23,015 --> 00:52:27,978
J'the memory of you lives... j'

1179
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:29,395
wow.

1180
00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:33,734
- Wow, wow.
- Yeah.

1181
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:39,490
J'aii from one
glimmer of your smilej'

1182
00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:44,745
j'I've given love a chancel”

1183
00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:49,416
j'dreamt of a true romancej'

1184
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:54,797
j'but nothing compares
to being with youj'

1185
00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:02,680
Do you think he's home?

1186
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:04,908
What, are you
stalking me, shortcake?

1187
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:07,476
Yeah, just went through
your garbage, actually.

1188
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:08,352
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

1189
00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:09,520
Find anything interesting?

1190
00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:12,147
You know, the usual
stuff: Food scraps,

1191
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:13,816
stiff kleenex, adult diapers.

1192
00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,403
You should always laugh.

1193
00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:19,905
You should always be funny.

1194
00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:21,490
So, how was your date?

1195
00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:25,369
Did he roll the last meatball
over to you with his nose?

1196
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,580
- Did you kiss him?
- Yeah.

1197
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,374
And?

1198
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,084
And...

1199
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:35,921
I... am not going to
date him anymore.

1200
00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:37,756
Because?

1201
00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:43,804
Because nobody
kisses me like you do.

1202
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:48,517
J'uplifting musicj'

1203
00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:53,564
oh, my god.

1204
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,693
That sound you just made.

1205
00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:06,368
Hey, are you gonna
invite me inside?

1206
00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:07,202
I mean it's only fair.

1207
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,580
I showed you mine.

1208
00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:15,961
Wow.

1209
00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:17,963
I really like it.

1210
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:21,800
I halfway expected you
to live underground,

1211
00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:23,927
near the earth's core.

1212
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:25,971
You wanna snoop?

1213
00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:28,182
You wanna snoop.

1214
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:29,558
I snooped at your place.

1215
00:54:29,641 --> 00:54:31,685
Yeah, that's 'cause my
place is like a flea market

1216
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,562
compared to this.

1217
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,147
Where's all yourjunk?

1218
00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,608
I like a clean space.

1219
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,903
I... kinda thought
once you got me up here,

1220
00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:42,863
you were gonna ravish me.

1221
00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:45,282
I'm making you a tea instead.

1222
00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,826
How about something stronger?

1223
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,876
I like your
matchbox car collection.

1224
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:59,338
It's like you were
an actual child once.

1225
00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:06,637
Wait...

1226
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,681
You don't have a
single bexley book here.

1227
00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:13,477
Oh, my god, you are a gamin.

1228
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,855
I'm not a gamin,
I just prefer gamin books.

1229
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,942
You are such a gamin.

1230
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:27,199
Oh, you really like
to read about dicks.

1231
00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:29,368
Well, knowledge is power.

1232
00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:33,163
No, actually, I went to
medical school for a year.

1233
00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:36,708
Oh, my god, that's why
bexley calls you "Dr. Josh."

1234
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:40,879
To remind me of my failure
to live up to my potential.

1235
00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:47,761
-Ooh.

1236
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,304
You know...

1237
00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:53,225
If you were a doctor, all of
your lady patients would have

1238
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,935
astronomical heart rates.

1239
00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:57,381
Well, let's test
that theory, huh?

1240
00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:01,692
Imagine I'm sliding a
stethoscope inside your shirt.

1241
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:02,776
Ooh.

1242
00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,278
Giving me a new kink.

1243
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:07,072
Pounding heart,
raging case of horny.

1244
00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:09,324
I... I think your
condition may be serious.

1245
00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:10,659
Will I die?

1246
00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:12,286
A few days in
bed should cure it.

1247
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,997
Oh, my gosh, I
wanna see your bedroom.

1248
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,754
Oh, I love the color.

1249
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:25,591
It's Benjamin
Moore calypso green.

1250
00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:27,926
Very specific.-

1251
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,019
C'mere.

1252
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:47,571
The copycat game.

1253
00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:49,448
Classic.

1254
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,785
Truth or dare.

1255
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:55,412
Truth.

1256
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:57,122
Aw, I was kinda
hoping you'd say "dare."

1257
00:56:57,205 --> 00:56:59,541
I'm sorry to disappoint.

1258
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:03,128
Why did you quit med school?

1259
00:57:03,211 --> 00:57:06,006
After two semesters, my dad
though it'd be a good idea for

1260
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,133
me to spend a day in
the coroner's wing.

1261
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:10,510
Five minutes in...

1262
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,804
I puked inside a
dead guy's stomach.

1263
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:15,223
Oh, my god, I would
still be having nightmares.

1264
00:57:18,894 --> 00:57:21,396
Okay, so what's
this muscle called?

1265
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,940
Brachioradialis.

1266
00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,191
Mm.

1267
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,068
And this?

1268
00:57:26,151 --> 00:57:28,570
Anterior deltoid.

1269
00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:30,214
What about this one?

1270
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:30,989
Biceps.

1271
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:33,784
Oh, yeah, I knew that.

1272
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:35,267
- Oh, but what about this one?
- Oh!

1273
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:53,053
J'sexy electronic musicj'

1274
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:56,723
you taste like candy.

1275
00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:03,456
Oh, my god, please remind me to
write a thank you note to your

1276
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,481
personal trainer.

1277
00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:07,484
I do spend a lot
of time in the gym.

1278
00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:10,779
Being forced to look at you for
eight hours a day leaves me with

1279
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:13,407
a lot of excess
energy I have to work off.

1280
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,200
Well, I...

1281
00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:17,035
Can help you burn some calories.

1282
00:58:17,119 --> 00:58:18,036
- Oh, really?
- Mm-hm.

1283
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,413
How would you do that?

1284
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:22,249
Well, I'm thinking we
should play a very special game.

1285
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:24,710
It's called "who can
make the other come first?"

1286
00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:27,546
- Okay.
- Seriously, Josh.

1287
00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:29,273
I just think we should have
sex and just get it out of our

1288
00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:30,674
- system.
- Right.

1289
00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:32,777
And then, we can go back to
normal without all this...

1290
00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:34,678
Crazy sexual tension.

1291
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,683
All right, shortcake.

1292
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,768
I think it's getting late.

1293
00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:50,152
Wh... but I just offered you sex.

1294
00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:52,154
And, like, very
enthusiastic sex.

1295
00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:53,071
And I appreciate it.

1296
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:54,072
Maybe some other time.

1297
00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:56,241
Maybe some other time?

1298
00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:58,136
That's what you say when
you turn down a muffin,

1299
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,911
not sex.

1300
00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:01,455
Is this about the job?

1301
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:03,874
Yeah, it probably is unwise
to sleep with the competition.

1302
00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:06,102
Right, get me to beg for sex
and then kick me out of your

1303
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:06,752
apartment.

1304
00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:07,836
Nice move, templeman.

1305
00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:09,880
- You were begging?
- That's not funny.

1306
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:11,214
Are you toying with me?

1307
00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:12,608
I think you're the one
playing games here, luce.

1308
00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:13,818
All right, well,
whatever this is,

1309
00:59:13,842 --> 00:59:16,136
I don't wanna do it anymore.

1310
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:26,271
J'aii night walking in circlesj'

1311
00:59:29,316 --> 00:59:32,152
j'aii night
walking without youj'

1312
00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:37,074
j'tucked in and ah... j'

1313
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:38,283
Morning.

1314
00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:39,910
Morning.

1315
00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:42,913
How'd you sleep?

1316
00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:44,706
Not great.

1317
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,283
- Period?
- What?

1318
00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:48,919
I just...

1319
00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,171
No, thanks.

1320
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:53,048
I already ate.

1321
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,811
This kid is
king, I'm telling you.

1322
00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:57,010
There you are.

1323
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,362
I've been looking
all over for you.

1324
00:59:58,386 --> 01:00:00,555
I'd like you to meet
my good friend Simon.

1325
01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:01,389
Simon Mitchell.

1326
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:04,142
From Harper Collins.

1327
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:06,710
Josh is a Harvard
man too, you know.

1328
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,081
Ah, a few decades after me,
but the crimson runs deep,

1329
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:08,730
am I right?

1330
01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:09,606
Roll tide!

1331
01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:10,689
That's Alabama.

1332
01:00:12,234 --> 01:00:14,402
Simon knows half the
hiring panel personally.

1333
01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,947
I'm sure that he'd be willing
to write you one hell of a

1334
01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:17,906
recommendation.

1335
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:19,032
I'd appreciate that.

1336
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:20,426
Let's talk about it over lunch.

1337
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:21,243
I'll clear my schedule.

1338
01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:24,162
Oh, hey, this is Lucy hinton.

1339
01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:25,497
No, it's hutton.

1340
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:26,748
You sure?

1341
01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:29,084
Uh, yeah.

1342
01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:38,009
Yeah, so I thought maybe you
could write me a recommendation.

1343
01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:41,304
Yes, it was 10 years ago.

1344
01:00:41,388 --> 01:00:43,431
H-u-t-t-o-n.

1345
01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:46,810
Oh, you know the
color-coded filing system?

1346
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:49,229
I did that.

1347
01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:52,774
No, of course it's digital now.

1348
01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:54,192
Sure.

1349
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:58,280
Sure, okay, well, if you
can remember anything at all,

1350
01:00:59,447 --> 01:01:00,657
okay, thank you.

1351
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:05,829
So I really need
to nail this presentation.

1352
01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,831
I'm thinking I can
probably pay you...

1353
01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,166
$300 for the graphics?

1354
01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:10,542
I know that that's not much.

1355
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,085
Sure.

1356
01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:14,438
I'll consider it an investment
in the future of our working

1357
01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:16,590
- relationship.
- Great.

1358
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,592
Hey, so...

1359
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:21,469
Just to be totally clear,
there's no chance for anything

1360
01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:24,264
else, right?

1361
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:27,309
Say no more.

1362
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,060
Your loss.

1363
01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:30,645
I'm a world-class cuddler.

1364
01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:33,273
I believe that.

1365
01:01:34,316 --> 01:01:35,859
So, uh...

1366
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:39,905
You and dude man,
what's-his-bucket, Josh?

1367
01:01:39,988 --> 01:01:41,656
Still mortal enemies.

1368
01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:43,926
I mean, don't take
this the wrong way,

1369
01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:45,493
I just figured
y'all would be, like,

1370
01:01:45,577 --> 01:01:47,120
knockin' boots at this point.

1371
01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:50,165
Nope, pistols
and swords at dawn.

1372
01:01:50,582 --> 01:01:53,501
Given the choice, I go
pistol 100 percent of the time.

1373
01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:57,172
Significantly more effective.

1374
01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:02,135
J'pour féter I 'hiverj'

1375
01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:04,512
j'la neige est tombéej'

1376
01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:07,140
j'blanche, immaculéej'

1377
01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:09,684
j'sur notre maisonj'

1378
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:12,354
j'et tous réunisj'

1379
01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:14,940
j'autour du grand feuj'

1380
01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:17,400
j'on attend minuitj'

1381
01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,903
j'pour chanterjoyeux... j'

1382
01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:27,744
J'par-dessus ies valléesj'

1383
01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:30,497
j'et par-dessus ies monts... j'

1384
01:02:32,624 --> 01:02:34,459
yo ho ho.

1385
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,378
Who let you in the building?

1386
01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:39,756
Oh, I scaled the wall using
my elite Navy seal training.

1387
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:40,840
The neighbor let me in.

1388
01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:41,841
What are you doing here?

1389
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,677
Picking you up.

1390
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:44,761
For my brother's wedding?

1391
01:02:45,971 --> 01:02:47,347
Yeah, not likely, templeman.

1392
01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:48,532
Look, I'm sorry
about the other night.

1393
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,557
You caught me off-guard.

1394
01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:52,143
This thing is
just too complicated.

1395
01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,311
All right?

1396
01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:55,355
We... we are
competing for the same job.

1397
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:57,482
And we've turned mutual
sabotage into an art,

1398
01:02:57,565 --> 01:02:59,442
so it is impossible
to trust each other.

1399
01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:02,696
Also, you're like the
man version of icy hot.

1400
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:03,321
Are you cold?

1401
01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:04,864
Are you warm?

1402
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,717
Is this tingling sensation nice
or is it deeply uncomfortable?

1403
01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:07,741
Tingling sensation.

1404
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:10,036
Okay, you know what I mean.

1405
01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:12,998
Look, I can't go
to this thing alone,

1406
01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:15,500
and they're expecting
you to come with me.

1407
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:19,045
And don't forget:
You still owe me.

1408
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,425
I'll be in the car.

1409
01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:27,595
Okay, fine.

1410
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:32,851
J'ding donglj'

1411
01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:38,982
okay, so what do I need
to know about your family?

1412
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,026
My mom's great.

1413
01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:43,820
She'll love you and tell you
that she wants to keep you

1414
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:45,363
forever.

1415
01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:48,408
My dad is, uh...

1416
01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:51,202
Complicated.

1417
01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:53,913
Last time I was
home, we had a fight.

1418
01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:55,123
What about?

1419
01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:56,583
A lot of things.

1420
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,586
My leaving med school
he won't let that go.

1421
01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:02,047
And my girlfriend had just
broken up with me and he and my

1422
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:05,550
brother were just
being assholes about it.

1423
01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:08,386
It's so hard to imagine
you with a girlfriend.

1424
01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:11,723
I always pictured
you as a swipe right,

1425
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:15,477
"let's not put a label
on it, babe" kinda guy.

1426
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,521
Well, sometimes you're wrong.

1427
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:25,403
It's gonna snow.

1428
01:04:25,487 --> 01:04:26,196
How do you know that?

1429
01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:27,030
Because it's a thing.

1430
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:28,365
I can smell weather.

1431
01:04:28,448 --> 01:04:30,950
Well, that would make
you the lamest x-man ever.

1432
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:34,371
- Whoa, hi!
- How can I help you?

1433
01:04:34,454 --> 01:04:35,080
Joshua templeman.

1434
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,414
I've got two rooms.

1435
01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:37,999
Templeman.

1436
01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:40,543
- With a t?
- Yeah.

1437
01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,671
Two ts?

1438
01:04:43,755 --> 01:04:45,673
Just the one.

1439
01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:49,677
And... sent.

1440
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,471
- Sorry, just sent an email.
- Mm-hm.

1441
01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:54,349
- Oh.
- Okay, and...

1442
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:56,768
- I am so sorry.
- Hm?

1443
01:04:56,851 --> 01:05:00,021
I, um... I only have one room.

1444
01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:01,022
Now, jaf?

1445
01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:02,023
Jaffrey.

1446
01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:03,900
My friends call me "jaf" and...

1447
01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:05,235
- We're not there yet.
- Okay.

1448
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:06,820
Jaffrey, I really
need two rooms.

1449
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,488
Can you please help me out?

1450
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,532
Sorry.

1451
01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:13,493
I mean, I need my
mom to move out but...

1452
01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:15,328
But I got two weddings
this weekend, right?

1453
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:16,572
I know, we're in one of them.

1454
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,123
Oh... oh, you're the couple?

1455
01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:19,040
Oh, congratulations!

1456
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:20,458
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1457
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:22,311
No, no, no, no, it's, uh...
It's my brother's wedding,

1458
01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:23,586
we're just here for it.

1459
01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:26,089
Oh, well, I wish I
could help you out,

1460
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,550
but think about where
I'm coming from on this.

1461
01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:29,693
I've got a lot of people here.

1462
01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:30,468
Okay, just stop, stop, stop.

1463
01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:31,928
- It's fine.
- It's not fine.

1464
01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:33,364
It's not worth ruining his
day when he clearly can't do

1465
01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,139
anything about it.

1466
01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:34,931
Jaffrey, thank you so much.

1467
01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:36,141
We will take the one room.

1468
01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:37,600
Thank you so much.

1469
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:40,353
She's absolutely right; It
is not worth ruining my day.

1470
01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:43,690
Great, um, so you
are gonna be in room,

1471
01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:46,568
uh, 216 and, um, no keys.

1472
01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,069
Everything's unlocked.

1473
01:05:48,153 --> 01:05:49,571
Oh, boy.

1474
01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:57,912
Wow.

1475
01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:01,374
- It's not bad.
- Mm.

1476
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,127
You will sleep there.

1477
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:05,378
Hah!

1478
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,630
Shoulda made you stay
with jaf and his mom.

1479
01:06:07,714 --> 01:06:10,884
Okay, we've got a half an
hour until the rehearsal dinner.

1480
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,135
You want the first shower?

1481
01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:13,678
Sure.

1482
01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:15,346
Great.

1483
01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:32,071
Took you long enough.

1484
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:34,365
Oh, I was shaving my legs.

1485
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,208
Flamethrower?

1486
01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:46,628
Ilike red.

1487
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:48,880
So do I.

1488
01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:52,509
J'I've been trying to keep
myself back in my bodyj'

1489
01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:54,928
I! Tell you sorryj'

1490
01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:58,932
this does not mean we're okay.

1491
01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,979
J'but it's half-heartedj'

1492
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,607
j'I'm fine until the morningj'

1493
01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,150
j'little bit in love... j'

1494
01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:10,652
Come here.

1495
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:14,739
- No, I wanna feel your weight.
- No, I'll crush you.

1496
01:07:14,822 --> 01:07:17,700
Well, I have lived
a really good life.

1497
01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,410
You sure you're okay with this?

1498
01:07:19,494 --> 01:07:20,787
Oh, yeah.

1499
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,624
You should write sonnets.

1500
01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:38,763
J'and I remember
why I'm so in itj'

1501
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:41,933
I! Forget all of our flawsj'

1502
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:45,144
j'ijust want you close... j'

1503
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:48,940
oh, best... game... ever.

1504
01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:54,237
Oh, shit!

1505
01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:56,614
We are seriously
late for dinner.

1506
01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:58,074
Just... just stay here!

1507
01:07:58,157 --> 01:07:59,260
What will your parents think?

1508
01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:00,994
Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Templeman.

1509
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,846
I'm so sorry that we missed
your son's rehearsal dinner.

1510
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,956
We were too busy giving
each other multiple orgasms.

1511
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,501
I promise you, nobody will care.

1512
01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:11,254
I'll just text them that we
hit traffic and we'll see them

1513
01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:12,630
tomorrow at the wedding.

1514
01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:14,066
Yeah, but what if they
know we already checked in?

1515
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:16,259
Why do you care so much
what my parents think?

1516
01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:18,886
Well, it's people-pleasing
101: They are people,

1517
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,305
thus I want to please them.

1518
01:08:20,388 --> 01:08:21,764
But why?

1519
01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:23,742
Well, I already explained
the totality of that logic.

1520
01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:26,769
Also, why don't you
care what people think?

1521
01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:29,582
I learned a long time ago that
it's impossible to make people

1522
01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:31,107
like you.

1523
01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:35,170
I guess you're right, it's not
like I'm ever gonna see them

1524
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:36,696
again.

1525
01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:40,533
God, what are you thinking?

1526
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:42,535
I just wanna juice
your head like a lemon.

1527
01:08:43,911 --> 01:08:45,997
There's no need for
violence, little one.

1528
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,124
What do you wanna know?

1529
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:52,670
Okay, the other day...

1530
01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:56,591
When you caught me
snooping at your desk...

1531
01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,844
Uh, I saw your planner.

1532
01:08:59,927 --> 01:09:01,721
Questionable ethics, shortcake.

1533
01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:02,930
Yeah, okay, I know.

1534
01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:06,851
But there was some red
marks in the margin.

1535
01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:08,144
D5, 85, some xs.

1536
01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:10,104
What are those?

1537
01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:15,693
- Tell me!
- No...

1538
01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,987
Tell me, tell me,
tell me, tell me, tell me.

1539
01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:23,910
D is for "dress."

1540
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:28,289
P is for "pants," s is for
"skirt," and I make a Mark when

1541
01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:33,211
we have a fight and x
when I wanna kiss you.

1542
01:09:34,128 --> 01:09:36,381
Wow.

1543
01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:41,844
You're like an ocd stalker.

1544
01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:42,928
Your turn.

1545
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,347
My turn what?

1546
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:46,849
You gotta tell me something
I don't know about you.

1547
01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,685
Okay.

1548
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:54,899
When I wore that little black
dress to work the other day...

1549
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,906
I lied about
having a date at the ac.

1550
01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:04,784
I asked Danny out
later that day.

1551
01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:08,788
You were all smug and
skeptical and I had just...

1552
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,998
Had this super hot
sex dream about you.

1553
01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,500
I knew it!

1554
01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:15,688
Yeah, and then you said you
were going to the bar and I

1555
01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:18,192
didn't want you to think I was a
ioserjust... sitting there all

1556
01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:19,882
alone.

1557
01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:22,760
You wouldn't have been alone.

1558
01:10:22,844 --> 01:10:24,887
You would've been with me.

1559
01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:29,934
J'gentle romantic musicj'

1560
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:04,469
Did he make his side of the bed?

1561
01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:06,596
What a freak.

1562
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,312
Very nice.

1563
01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:17,774
Your tie's crooked.

1564
01:11:17,857 --> 01:11:19,084
No, I'm not
falling for that again.

1565
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:20,860
Come here.

1566
01:11:20,943 --> 01:11:22,028
- Really?
- Yeah.

1567
01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:24,781
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1568
01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:25,615
There you go.

1569
01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:26,824
No attempt at strangulation.

1570
01:11:26,908 --> 01:11:29,202
Wow, you are really
developing as a person.

1571
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:31,954
Yeah, well, I need you alive
for all the things I'm gonna do

1572
01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:34,040
- to you later.
- Hm.

1573
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,416
You look gorgeous in this dress.

1574
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:36,500
Thank you.

1575
01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:38,336
It matches your eyes.

1576
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:39,879
Excuse me.

1577
01:11:41,881 --> 01:11:44,717
- Oh, hi, mom.
- You made it!

1578
01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:46,636
- Oh...
- Honey...

1579
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,054
Mom, this is Lucy.

1580
01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:50,908
Oh, it is so nice to
meet you, Dr. Templeman.

1581
01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:52,391
Oh, Elaine, please.

1582
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:54,727
I'm so glad to finally meet you.

1583
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:55,436
You too.

1584
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,520
She is just adorable!

1585
01:11:57,396 --> 01:11:58,606
I'm gonna keep you forever.

1586
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:00,817
Shall we?

1587
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,220
- You just snorted.
- Yeah, I did.

1588
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:08,783
J'delicate string musicj'

1589
01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:14,914
wasn't sure you
were gonna make it.

1590
01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:18,251
Anthony, this is
Josh's friend, Lucy.

1591
01:12:19,794 --> 01:12:21,337
Good afternoon.

1592
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:23,673
Oh, friendly.

1593
01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:42,316
Aww, cute.

1594
01:12:51,951 --> 01:12:54,537
Wow, she is stunning.

1595
01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:57,081
- Mm.
- Nice work, Patrick.

1596
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,880
J'you're so sweetj'

1597
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,966
j'good enough to eat... j'

1598
01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:11,012
oh, my god.

1599
01:13:11,095 --> 01:13:13,180
Patrick's family is
driving me crazy.

1600
01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:15,808
And these heels are like a
medieval torture device.

1601
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:17,369
You wouldn't happen to
have a joint, would you?

1602
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:18,393
Oh, I wish.

1603
01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:19,437
Rat poison?

1604
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:20,605
I'll take anything.

1605
01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:22,408
Sadly, I am
fresh out of rat poison.

1606
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,025
But congratulations.

1607
01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,359
Thank you.

1608
01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:27,111
You're Lucy, right?

1609
01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:27,945
Yes.

1610
01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:29,488
I've been dying to meet you.

1611
01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:31,341
Patrick says you're the
reason Josh came today.

1612
01:13:31,365 --> 01:13:34,201
Oh, no, I'm sure
that's not true.

1613
01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:37,163
Oh, I'm sure it is.

1614
01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:39,624
It really did work out for
the best in the end, didn't it?

1615
01:13:39,707 --> 01:13:42,335
I mean, Josh and I
were never good together.

1616
01:13:44,211 --> 01:13:46,714
I'm sorry, you
were... you were with Josh?

1617
01:13:46,797 --> 01:13:49,800
Oh, my god, how
did he not tell you?

1618
01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:52,011
It really wasn't
anything serious.

1619
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,374
The entire year
we were together,

1620
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,556
I don't think we
ever really connected.

1621
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,224
You were together a year?

1622
01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,018
Like, a calendar year?

1623
01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:01,312
Like, a full 12 months?

1624
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:03,105
And then, you and Patrick...

1625
01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:06,525
Were a much better fit in,
like, every way.

1626
01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:10,488
I mean, it was a little
bit awkward at first, but...

1627
01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:14,158
Um, I'm sorry.

1628
01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:16,869
I should really go say
inappropriate things to my other

1629
01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:18,037
guests now.

1630
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:21,123
No, no, it's... it's,
um... it's fine.

1631
01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:42,144
Well, that nose of
yours was right on.

1632
01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:44,021
I told you it was a thing.

1633
01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:47,817
Lucy, I hope...

1634
01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,380
Is she the reason
you brought me here?

1635
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,489
No, Lucy, it had
nothing to do with her.

1636
01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:54,699
But why didn't you tell me?

1637
01:14:54,782 --> 01:14:56,075
I don't know.

1638
01:14:57,118 --> 01:14:59,328
- I was embarrassed.
- Why?

1639
01:14:59,870 --> 01:15:01,372
Hey, you did nothing wrong.

1640
01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:04,208
They are the ones that
should be embarrassed.

1641
01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:11,257
You know, the
weekend that I got my mba,

1642
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:15,011
my dad took Patrick
fishing with two other surgeons.

1643
01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:17,513
He said that I wasn't
invited because I would've felt

1644
01:15:17,596 --> 01:15:19,598
out-of—place.

1645
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:21,392
Patrick has always
been the golden child,

1646
01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:23,602
and so when mindy
left me for him,

1647
01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:25,312
it just...

1648
01:15:27,398 --> 01:15:30,192
So today must really
suck for you, huh?

1649
01:15:30,276 --> 01:15:32,153
Well, it could be worse.

1650
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,531
I could be here alone.

1651
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,078
This situation most
definitely calls for some booze,

1652
01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:43,497
so let's go.

1653
01:15:44,582 --> 01:15:45,416
- I know, just...
- No.

1654
01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:46,560
- Yes!
- No!

1655
01:15:46,584 --> 01:15:47,602
- Yes.
- Darling...

1656
01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:48,377
Just in case you need it.

1657
01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:50,880
You are the absolute worst.

1658
01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:51,589
Ah!

1659
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:52,840
Where have you two been?

1660
01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:54,300
Outside getting some fresh air.

1661
01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:58,637
Lucy, when you first met Josh...

1662
01:15:58,721 --> 01:15:59,555
What'd you think?

1663
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,098
Ah.

1664
01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:04,769
Well, I thought he
was very good-looking,

1665
01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:07,480
cold, domineering,
and freakishly uptight.

1666
01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:08,939
Oh.

1667
01:16:09,023 --> 01:16:10,375
I thought that you had to
have ambition to be domineering.

1668
01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:11,525
Anthony...

1669
01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:13,110
I'm kidding.

1670
01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:18,324
And I thought
Lucy was very smart,

1671
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:21,285
but she was also a
spineless kiss-ass.

1672
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,287
Yeah, it was
hate at first sight.

1673
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,166
- Oh.
- Dad?

1674
01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:28,918
That's your cue.

1675
01:16:29,001 --> 01:16:30,377
- That's my cue.
- Yeah.

1676
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:36,258
Elaine wrote down
a few ideas but...

1677
01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:38,803
I think I'll wing it.

1678
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:44,225
I always expected a
great deal from my son,

1679
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:46,685
and he's never disappointed me.

1680
01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:50,689
Excelled in med school and he's
become a very fine physician.

1681
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:53,776
It's been a privilege to watch
him grow into the man he is

1682
01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:55,402
today, hm?

1683
01:16:55,486 --> 01:16:58,239
A son a father can be proud of.

1684
01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:01,468
But of all the
good decisions that Patrick has

1685
01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:05,287
made, marrying mindy
is definitely his best.

1686
01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:07,331
Welcome to the family.

1687
01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,792
- Hear, hear!
- Cheers!

1688
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,585
Cheers.

1689
01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:17,174
J'smooth jazzy musicj'

1690
01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:25,266
It's for Christmas.

1691
01:17:26,350 --> 01:17:27,560
The tree?

1692
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,936
Oh, you don't say.

1693
01:17:29,019 --> 01:17:31,063
I brought it in from outside.

1694
01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:33,440
It looks like it
grew in here but...

1695
01:17:33,524 --> 01:17:35,651
That tree grew outside.

1696
01:17:36,944 --> 01:17:37,778
Elaine!

1697
01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:39,238
- Hi.
- Hi!

1698
01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:40,573
Have you seen Josh?

1699
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:43,033
I think he went to
go find an aspirin.

1700
01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:44,477
He said he had a
bit of a headache.

1701
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:48,330
Anthony probably should have
gone with my prepared remarks.

1702
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,333
I'm glad you're here.

1703
01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,169
Josh has been talking
about you for months.

1704
01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:54,378
Oh, god.

1705
01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:56,022
I cannot even imagine
what he's told you.

1706
01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:58,424
I swear I am not that bad.

1707
01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:03,220
He told me that you
drive him crazy...

1708
01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:06,390
And that you
challenge him and that...

1709
01:18:06,473 --> 01:18:08,934
You're as
strong-willed as he is.

1710
01:18:09,268 --> 01:18:11,896
You know, I thought when mindy
left him and he took that job at

1711
01:18:11,979 --> 01:18:16,233
b&g that he had hit
rock bottom but...

1712
01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:18,628
Now, I think it might be the
best thing that ever happened to

1713
01:18:18,652 --> 01:18:20,404
him.

1714
01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:24,700
And for what it's worth, I've
never seen him look at anyone

1715
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:27,244
the way he looks at you.

1716
01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:31,832
There's my beautiful groom, aww.

1717
01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:32,976
Have you already lost your wife?

1718
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,293
No, not yet.

1719
01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:36,712
She's hiding in the
kitchen, eating in peace.

1720
01:18:36,795 --> 01:18:38,214
Mm.

1721
01:18:38,297 --> 01:18:40,457
Mom, you may need to head
back into the reception room.

1722
01:18:40,507 --> 01:18:43,135
I think dad's maybe
had one too many.

1723
01:18:44,136 --> 01:18:46,388
Once more, unto the breach.

1724
01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:48,307
If you ask me,
it's a goddamn waste.

1725
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:51,060
Mba from Harvard and you spend
your days running errands and

1726
01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:54,355
licking stamps so you can
flirt with some little intern.

1727
01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:55,272
Intern?

1728
01:18:55,356 --> 01:18:57,274
Maybe you should take a walk.

1729
01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:58,501
"I don't want to be a doctor."

1730
01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:00,444
At least do
something marginally noble.

1731
01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:02,547
- Anthony...
- Join the peace corps.

1732
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:04,490
Go build Wells in Nigeria.

1733
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:06,825
You don't think that
publishing is noble?

1734
01:19:06,909 --> 01:19:08,285
Contributing to culture?

1735
01:19:08,369 --> 01:19:10,430
I... I don't think that he's
making books, sweetheart.

1736
01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:13,374
I think he's making coffee for
somebody who's making books.

1737
01:19:13,457 --> 01:19:15,137
And by the way, it's
none of your business.

1738
01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:17,419
Don't speak to her that way.

1739
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,922
Okay, well since you
know nothing about your son,

1740
01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:21,733
I'll just... I'll... I'll
fill you in real quick.

1741
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,718
Josh is the person that our
sales and finance divisions

1742
01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:25,594
report to.

1743
01:19:25,678 --> 01:19:27,554
They are scared shitless of him.

1744
01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:30,349
I have seen grown men run around
like ants triple-checking their

1745
01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:32,893
numbers because Josh
always finds their mistakes.

1746
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:33,978
Lucy, you don't have to.

1747
01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:35,521
It's fine.

1748
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:37,040
I'm sorry, I know I'm making a
really big scene and I'm sorry.

1749
01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:38,649
I... I like all of you.

1750
01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:40,150
Um, except you.

1751
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:42,361
But I... I can't listen to this.

1752
01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:43,946
Oh, and for the
record, Josh's boss,

1753
01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:47,199
who is ceo in title only, is a
sleazy toad who can barely tie

1754
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,200
his own shoelaces.

1755
01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:50,160
Josh runs that place.

1756
01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:51,996
Actually, we both do.

1757
01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:54,439
And the only reason that b&g
didn't completely implode after

1758
01:19:54,498 --> 01:19:57,167
the merger is because Josh
oversaw a reduction of the

1759
01:19:57,251 --> 01:19:59,545
workforce by 35
percent, and because of him,

1760
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:01,171
200 people kept their jobs.

1761
01:20:01,255 --> 01:20:02,339
And so he's not a doctor.

1762
01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:03,799
Who the fuck cares?

1763
01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:05,384
He's smart.

1764
01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:07,654
Your son is tough and he has
made me a lot better at my job

1765
01:20:07,678 --> 01:20:09,305
by having to compete with him.

1766
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,366
Don't get me wrong, he
drives me absolutely insane,

1767
01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:12,808
which is apparently hereditary.

1768
01:20:12,891 --> 01:20:14,935
But your son is amazing.

1769
01:20:15,019 --> 01:20:15,894
And the fact that
you can't see that,

1770
01:20:15,978 --> 01:20:18,230
that is a goddamn shame.

1771
01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:24,445
In conclusion, uh,
congratulations to the bride and

1772
01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:25,571
groom!

1773
01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:27,781
Just amazing.

1774
01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:30,367
Um, let's go home.

1775
01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:32,703
Anthony, sir, it's
been a real treat.

1776
01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:35,539
Elaine, it was
lovely meeting you.

1777
01:20:36,623 --> 01:20:38,375
I'll call you.

1778
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,517
So, what now?

1779
01:20:55,601 --> 01:20:57,561
Naked time?-

1780
01:20:57,644 --> 01:20:59,063
After naked time?

1781
01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:01,106
Rehydration.

1782
01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:07,404
Lucy, I've had a lot of women...

1783
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:10,532
I seriously hope there's
an end to that sentence.

1784
01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:15,788
I've had a lot of women tell me
that I'm... I'm not the kind of

1785
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,915
guy you settle down with.

1786
01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:20,918
I'm the one-night-stand.

1787
01:21:21,919 --> 01:21:24,171
And you think
that's what I'm doing?

1788
01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:26,215
I hope not.

1789
01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:31,470
I don't understand you.

1790
01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:34,264
I seriously
thought you hated me.

1791
01:21:34,681 --> 01:21:36,016
Neveh

1792
01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:39,061
never, not for one second.

1793
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,106
And I can prove it to you.

1794
01:21:43,690 --> 01:21:45,442
All right, you
have to come in here.

1795
01:21:45,526 --> 01:21:46,819
Okay.

1796
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,446
And I'm gonna need to take this.

1797
01:21:49,530 --> 01:21:51,532
Ithoughtyou
weren't feeling naked time.

1798
01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:54,094
You're kinda giving me
mixed signals here, templeman.

1799
01:21:54,118 --> 01:21:55,518
We're not going to the bed.

1800
01:21:55,577 --> 01:21:59,039
You have to stand... right here.

1801
01:21:59,123 --> 01:22:01,333
- Okay.
- Now...

1802
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,711
Tell me what you see.

1803
01:22:04,795 --> 01:22:07,464
Um, well...

1804
01:22:07,548 --> 01:22:10,717
My hair's a little scraggly
and my lipstick's faded.

1805
01:22:10,801 --> 01:22:12,678
You're perfect.

1806
01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:14,471
Guess again.

1807
01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:16,890
Oh!

1808
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:18,809
My dress!

1809
01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:20,561
Look.

1810
01:22:21,311 --> 01:22:22,855
Like a tree frog.

1811
01:22:24,648 --> 01:22:26,275
What exactly does that prove?

1812
01:22:26,358 --> 01:22:29,528
Your dress isn't the only
thing that matches your eyes.

1813
01:22:32,698 --> 01:22:34,575
Oh, my god.

1814
01:22:34,658 --> 01:22:35,492
Wait, did you...

1815
01:22:35,576 --> 01:22:36,743
How about this?

1816
01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:38,912
Let's play a different game.

1817
01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:40,873
The "starting over" game.

1818
01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:44,960
I'm Joshua
templeman, nice to meet you.

1819
01:22:45,043 --> 01:22:46,879
Hi.

1820
01:22:48,589 --> 01:22:50,340
I'm Lucy hutton.

1821
01:22:50,424 --> 01:22:54,303
I'm from Charlotte, Vermont,
where they grow strawberries.

1822
01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:57,181
And because of that, I'm
gonna call you "shortcake."

1823
01:22:57,264 --> 01:23:00,225
It'll be a dead
giveaway that I love you.

1824
01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:03,687
You're freaking out.

1825
01:23:04,855 --> 01:23:07,733
- Don't freak out.
- No, I just...

1826
01:23:08,358 --> 01:23:10,194
I just...

1827
01:23:10,277 --> 01:23:12,279
I... I am not... I am
not prepared for this.

1828
01:23:12,362 --> 01:23:13,697
What do you mean?

1829
01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:15,425
After new year's, one of
us is gonna be out of a job.

1830
01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:18,410
Any relationship we tried, it
would be over before it started.

1831
01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:19,536
Well, maybe not.

1832
01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:20,954
Maybe nobody has to quit.

1833
01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:22,414
No, this would never work.

1834
01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:23,540
You know that, okay?

1835
01:23:23,624 --> 01:23:24,791
We would kill each other.

1836
01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:28,587
Luce, I know you.

1837
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,757
I know that you blot your
lips twice before you throw your

1838
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,675
tissue away.

1839
01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:38,180
I know that your voice drops
an octave when you get upset.

1840
01:23:38,263 --> 01:23:40,408
I know you chew your lower lip
when you're doing something you

1841
01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:42,434
don't wanna do.

1842
01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:45,812
And I know that
you're scared right now.

1843
01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:48,649
But you don't have to be.

1844
01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:52,402
I'm in this.

1845
01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:54,571
And you can trust that.

1846
01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:07,709
J'sun in my eyes,
Navy blue skiesj'

1847
01:24:08,752 --> 01:24:13,715
j'you are the
reason I can survivej'

1848
01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:18,095
ii had a nightmarej'

1849
01:24:20,514 --> 01:24:24,768
j'but now that I'm not scaredj'

1850
01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:31,692
j'this is how you fall in iovej'

1851
01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:37,656
j'let go and I'll hold you upj'

1852
01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:43,787
j'so pull me tight
and close your eyesj'

1853
01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:49,459
j'oh, my love, side to sidej'

1854
01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:54,506
j' Oh, my love, side to sidej'

1855
01:24:55,340 --> 01:25:00,053
j' Oh, my love, side to sidej'

1856
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,769
j'this is how you fall in iovej'

1857
01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:21,408
It's a dangerous
time for men these days, Josh.

1858
01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:24,745
If we don't stick together,
manic pixie twits like Lucy

1859
01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:27,831
hutton, they're gonna be running
this country on lipstick and

1860
01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:29,416
feelings.

1861
01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:31,603
I can tell you I didn't start
this company to have my balls

1862
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:34,129
crushed by some
nitwit in a push-up bra.

1863
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:35,213
Do you hear me?

1864
01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:36,297
Loud and clear.

1865
01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:37,924
I have a vision
for this company,

1866
01:25:38,008 --> 01:25:40,761
and I'm counting on
you to make it happen.

1867
01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:42,638
So, do you have a strategy?

1868
01:25:42,721 --> 01:25:43,889
- Do you have a plan?
- I do.

1869
01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:45,974
It's already underway.

1870
01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:48,536
I told her she'd back off if
you let her think that she could

1871
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:50,354
pet the pony.

1872
01:25:50,437 --> 01:25:52,147
I'm glad you took my advice.

1873
01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,691
Is there anything else I can do
to help you cinch this thing?

1874
01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:58,004
No, no, no, I... I don't
need any help beating her.

1875
01:25:58,028 --> 01:25:59,339
All right, I'm sure you don't.

1876
01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:00,906
Get on it, then.

1877
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,327
Hey, are you free?

1878
01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:08,622
I'm heading to the
coffeeshop right now.

1879
01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,965
So he's
sexually gaslighting you?

1880
01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:21,176
That is diabolical.

1881
01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:23,029
I guess it makes sense; You're
not gonna work as hard if you're

1882
01:26:23,053 --> 01:26:24,888
crushing on him.

1883
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:27,724
I wonder what it's like to be
a dude who uses his raw animal

1884
01:26:27,808 --> 01:26:29,935
magnetism as a weapon.

1885
01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:31,937
Yeah, but it's
one thing to flirt.

1886
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:34,272
It's a whole other thing to
pretend like you have actual

1887
01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:35,357
feelings.

1888
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,818
I just... I feel
like such an idiot.

1889
01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:41,267
Are you sure it's okay that
we're talking about all this?

1890
01:26:42,406 --> 01:26:44,783
I mean, I'm basically the
mayor of the friendzone,

1891
01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:48,829
so I'm hip, safe
space, carry on.

1892
01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:53,750
I just cannot believe I let
myself get played like this.

1893
01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:57,629
I mean, he seemed so sincere.

1894
01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:00,757
Well, fear not, my sweet friend.

1895
01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:02,426
You are going to
nail that interview,

1896
01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:06,012
get the job, and then order will
be restored to the universe.

1897
01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:07,472
Yes.

1898
01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:09,766
Well, justice demands that
Josh live along life alone,

1899
01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,560
sucking on bexley's nasty nuts.

1900
01:27:11,643 --> 01:27:13,270
So...

1901
01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:17,023
- Oh, hey, Josh.
- What are you doing here?

1902
01:27:17,107 --> 01:27:18,817
I was looking for you.

1903
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:21,278
Thought I'd join
you for a coffee.

1904
01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:24,823
I don't like you enough
to get a coffee with you.

1905
01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:28,660
My mistake.

1906
01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:33,832
Solid burn.

1907
01:27:38,962 --> 01:27:41,548
Do we have confirmation that
the London review is featuring

1908
01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:42,466
'stripping time?'

1909
01:27:42,549 --> 01:27:44,009
cc'd you on the email.

1910
01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:46,803
No, I'm looking at my inbox and
it's not here, you sociopath.

1911
01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:50,474
Well, then you're either
blind or just lying, as usual.

1912
01:27:50,557 --> 01:27:51,558
I don't lie.

1913
01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:53,101
You lie all the time.

1914
01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:55,288
You just don't see it as lying
because you tell people what

1915
01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:56,438
they wanna hear.

1916
01:27:57,397 --> 01:27:58,690
Name one time I've done that.

1917
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,860
You told me you
weren't interested in Danny.

1918
01:28:02,194 --> 01:28:03,653
Wow.

1919
01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:05,864
Wow.

1920
01:28:05,947 --> 01:28:07,365
That is amazing.

1921
01:28:07,449 --> 01:28:09,552
You are actually gonna play
this thing all the way through,

1922
01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:10,869
aren't you?

1923
01:28:10,952 --> 01:28:11,870
And see, that's
what I don't get.

1924
01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:13,413
Throw me off my game, fine.

1925
01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:15,016
Flirt with me, mess
with my head, whatever.

1926
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,459
But why would you want to keep
me from dating someone else?

1927
01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:19,002
Danny is nice!

1928
01:28:19,085 --> 01:28:19,920
And I'm not.

1929
01:28:20,003 --> 01:28:22,005
I thought you were...

1930
01:28:22,088 --> 01:28:24,257
Somewhere under the
layers of psychological damage.

1931
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:27,636
But it turns out you would just
do whatever it takes to win and

1932
01:28:27,719 --> 01:28:28,845
make your daddy proud.

1933
01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:30,430
And you know what?

1934
01:28:30,514 --> 01:28:33,266
I am so glad that I threw up all
over you 'cause I am this close

1935
01:28:33,350 --> 01:28:34,059
to doing it again!

1936
01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:35,435
What is wrong with you?!

1937
01:28:35,519 --> 01:28:36,978
I heard you with bexley!

1938
01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:38,522
And?

1939
01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:40,249
And I bet if he knew you'd had
a hand all the way up my skirt,

1940
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,900
he'd throw a
parade in your honor!

1941
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:44,402
- That's not...
- Hey, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh!

1942
01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:46,589
I'm gonna need those projections
on my desk by Friday.

1943
01:28:46,613 --> 01:28:47,531
I don't have the time.

1944
01:28:47,614 --> 01:28:48,657
Lucy can do it.

1945
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:49,991
Hutton!

1946
01:28:50,075 --> 01:28:51,955
Care to grow some hair
on your nuts and step up?

1947
01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:53,620
You know,
Richard, I would love to,

1948
01:28:53,703 --> 01:28:56,039
but I doubt a nitwit in a
push-up bra would be much help

1949
01:28:56,122 --> 01:28:57,582
to you.

1950
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:02,963
Josh, projections,
on my desk Friday.

1951
01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:06,284
There is no way in hell I am
letting you and bexley destroy

1952
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:07,759
this place.

1953
01:29:11,012 --> 01:29:15,100
I! See colorj'

1954
01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:17,853
j'raining downj'

1955
01:29:19,062 --> 01:29:23,066
j'feral feelingj'

1956
01:29:23,149 --> 01:29:25,318
j'swaying soundj'

1957
01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:28,613
j'but I don't know”

1958
01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:32,075
j'what you wantj'

1959
01:29:35,036 --> 01:29:38,874
I! Am openj'

1960
01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:41,960
I! Am restlessj'

1961
01:29:42,752 --> 01:29:46,381
j'let me feel it outj'

1962
01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:50,051
j'let it all come outj'

1963
01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:53,263
j'wake me upj'

1964
01:29:53,346 --> 01:29:56,141
j'I'm fever dreamingj'

1965
01:29:57,893 --> 01:30:01,271
j'and now I lose controlj'

1966
01:30:01,354 --> 01:30:04,107
j'I'm fever dreamingj'

1967
01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:09,029
j'shake it outj'

1968
01:30:09,112 --> 01:30:12,157
j'it's just what
I'm feeling... j'

1969
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:13,533
Lucy?

1970
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,846
You have a call at two with tls,
unless you want me to take it.

1971
01:30:16,870 --> 01:30:18,163
I know the catalogue.

1972
01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:19,331
It's all yours.

1973
01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:21,082
Wait, do you know where Josh is?

1974
01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,126
I haven't seen
him since yesterday.

1975
01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:24,753
That's weird, right?

1976
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:25,996
The week of the presentation?

1977
01:30:26,046 --> 01:30:28,340
He's... he's up to something.

1978
01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:30,884
I wouldn't put it past him.

1979
01:30:31,509 --> 01:30:32,385
You ready for this?

1980
01:30:32,469 --> 01:30:33,845
Hell yes.

1981
01:30:33,929 --> 01:30:35,513
I will bring my a game.

1982
01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:37,849
That's what I like to hear.

1983
01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:45,982
J'and the star-lit skyj'

1984
01:30:46,650 --> 01:30:50,779
j'grew before my eyesj'

1985
01:30:50,862 --> 01:30:55,825
j'22 women stood by
the banks and criedj'

1986
01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:58,787
j'oh, ij'

1987
01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:00,080
j'wake me up... j'

1988
01:31:00,163 --> 01:31:01,665
go get 'em, tiger!

1989
01:31:05,919 --> 01:31:07,379
Lucy!

1990
01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:09,148
This is my boyfriend's niece,
Daisy... the one I told you

1991
01:31:09,172 --> 01:31:11,216
about for the internship.

1992
01:31:11,925 --> 01:31:13,176
This is Daisy?

1993
01:31:13,259 --> 01:31:15,178
Like the flower.

1994
01:31:26,231 --> 01:31:27,273
Absolutely not.

1995
01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:28,357
No, but you said that...

1996
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,360
I got steamrolled
and you know it.

1997
01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:32,779
I'm sorry, you seem
like a lovely girl,

1998
01:31:32,862 --> 01:31:34,674
but you actually couldn't
have picked a worse time.

1999
01:31:34,698 --> 01:31:37,117
And you still haven't
turned in your monthly report.

2000
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,219
Oh, yes, I wanted to
talk to you about that...

2001
01:31:38,243 --> 01:31:39,387
No, don't worry about it.

2002
01:31:39,411 --> 01:31:40,471
I already talked to
Alan, I got the numbers,

2003
01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:42,247
and I did the
report myself... again.

2004
01:31:42,330 --> 01:31:43,832
You're such an angel.

2005
01:31:43,915 --> 01:31:45,375
No, I'm not an angel.

2006
01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:47,669
I'm a patsy and I am done.

2007
01:31:47,752 --> 01:31:49,254
It's a migraine or
a sprained wrist.

2008
01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:51,673
I mean, three months ago, you
couldn't turn in the report

2009
01:31:51,756 --> 01:31:54,196
because a bird flew in your face
coming off the subway and you

2010
01:31:54,259 --> 01:31:55,927
were too
distraught to concentrate.

2011
01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:57,303
It was a big bird...

2012
01:31:57,387 --> 01:31:59,115
And while I sympathize
with your various plights...

2013
01:31:59,139 --> 01:32:00,807
You don't sound sympathetic.

2014
01:32:00,890 --> 01:32:02,100
She doesn't sound sympathetic.

2015
01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:04,728
I'm gonna have to
ask you to do your job.

2016
01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:09,524
I'm disappointed in you.

2017
01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:15,655
Impressive.

2018
01:32:15,739 --> 01:32:16,948
Thank you.

2019
01:32:17,032 --> 01:32:19,200
Not that I... need
your validation.

2020
01:32:19,284 --> 01:32:20,869
Thank you for coming.

2021
01:32:20,952 --> 01:32:21,870
Lucy hutton?

2022
01:32:21,953 --> 01:32:23,163
You're up next.

2023
01:32:23,246 --> 01:32:24,873
Okay.

2024
01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:30,378
One thing...

2025
01:32:31,004 --> 01:32:34,132
If you get this job, are you
actually gonna let bexley gut

2026
01:32:34,215 --> 01:32:36,301
the literary department?

2027
01:32:36,968 --> 01:32:38,511
It's his business.

2028
01:32:38,595 --> 01:32:40,138
He can do what he wants with it.

2029
01:32:41,639 --> 01:32:42,849
Okay.

2030
01:32:42,932 --> 01:32:45,101
That's all I needed to know.

2031
01:32:46,603 --> 01:32:49,856
This is the first chapter of
a new book from best-selling

2032
01:32:49,939 --> 01:32:52,442
author Emily powery.

2033
01:32:52,525 --> 01:32:57,155
I propose creating a cross-media
platform so that people can

2034
01:32:57,238 --> 01:33:00,742
download e-books or audiobooks
and then have conversations with

2035
01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:03,161
other readers and the writer.

2036
01:33:03,244 --> 01:33:04,329
How would that work?

2037
01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,289
Well, once you
finished a chapter,

2038
01:33:06,372 --> 01:33:09,125
you are then directed to a
community group to discuss the

2039
01:33:09,209 --> 01:33:10,251
story.

2040
01:33:10,335 --> 01:33:12,587
And the writer is
part of that community.

2041
01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:14,547
They publish a
chapter at a time,

2042
01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:16,341
like the old 19th
century serials,

2043
01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:19,135
and then join the conversation
with the readers before they

2044
01:33:19,219 --> 01:33:21,137
write the next chapter.

2045
01:33:21,221 --> 01:33:22,722
Interesting.

2046
01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:24,825
If you turn to section two of
the document in front of you,

2047
01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:27,977
you will see the
budget that I'm proposing.

2048
01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:34,400
They seriously grilled
me on the numbers but...

2049
01:33:34,484 --> 01:33:35,902
I think I held my own.

2050
01:33:35,985 --> 01:33:37,278
I'm sure you blew them away.

2051
01:33:37,362 --> 01:33:39,282
And I have to say,
whether or not I get this job,

2052
01:33:39,322 --> 01:33:41,366
this whole thing, it...

2053
01:33:41,449 --> 01:33:43,868
It did kinda wake me up.

2054
01:33:45,203 --> 01:33:46,955
Well, here's a little something.

2055
01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:48,331
Oh, my god.

2056
01:33:48,414 --> 01:33:49,414
A peacock edition?

2057
01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:50,875
Helen!

2058
01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:54,003
Oh, it's beautiful.

2059
01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:58,174
Mr. Darcy was such a
great romantic hero:

2060
01:33:58,258 --> 01:34:00,343
Inscrutable, misunderstood.

2061
01:34:00,426 --> 01:34:01,678
I don't know.

2062
01:34:01,761 --> 01:34:04,013
I think she might be
setting up a false expectation.

2063
01:34:04,097 --> 01:34:05,765
Sometimes...

2064
01:34:05,849 --> 01:34:07,267
Guy's just an asshole.

2065
01:34:07,350 --> 01:34:09,453
That has
certainly been my experience.

2066
01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:13,648
And it's gonna look
nice in your library.

2067
01:34:19,445 --> 01:34:21,406
It's a great promotion for you.

2068
01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:23,283
Thank you.

2069
01:34:23,366 --> 01:34:24,367
Lucy!

2070
01:34:24,450 --> 01:34:26,286
We were just about
to come find you.

2071
01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:30,915
Congratulations.

2072
01:34:31,499 --> 01:34:33,209
You earned it.

2073
01:34:35,837 --> 01:34:38,965
We've all had a big
decision to make today.

2074
01:34:39,048 --> 01:34:41,593
I think it goes without saying
that this merger has been a

2075
01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:46,764
little bumpy, but I think that
b&g is positioned now to become

2076
01:34:46,848 --> 01:34:49,767
a major literary powerhouse.

2077
01:34:49,851 --> 01:34:54,022
I know first-hand that no one is
more savvy or tenacious than its

2078
01:34:54,105 --> 01:34:56,608
new managing director...

2079
01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:00,278
Lucy hutton.

2080
01:35:00,361 --> 01:35:02,572
- Congratulations, Lucy.
- What?

2081
01:35:04,949 --> 01:35:07,118
Way to go, luce.

2082
01:35:07,702 --> 01:35:08,828
What?

2083
01:35:08,912 --> 01:35:10,371
Wait, but she just said that...

2084
01:35:10,455 --> 01:35:12,474
I took a job as acquisitions
editor at Harper Collins last

2085
01:35:12,498 --> 01:35:13,041
week.

2086
01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:14,417
Son of a bitch.

2087
01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:16,500
So when you said you
didn't need help beating me...

2088
01:35:16,544 --> 01:35:19,214
It's because I had
decided to resign.

2089
01:35:19,297 --> 01:35:20,423
Why didn't you tell me?

2090
01:35:20,506 --> 01:35:22,634
That would be my fault.

2091
01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:24,302
I begged him not
to say anything.

2092
01:35:24,385 --> 01:35:25,720
I am sorry, Lucy.

2093
01:35:25,803 --> 01:35:29,224
Just fighting with Josh
lit such a fire under you,

2094
01:35:29,307 --> 01:35:32,477
I knew if you kept that drive,
you'd beat everyone else and get

2095
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:33,853
the job.

2096
01:35:33,937 --> 01:35:35,457
She would've
kicked your ass too, Josh!

2097
01:35:36,022 --> 01:35:37,732
Fair enough.

2098
01:35:37,815 --> 01:35:41,903
Luce, you are the heart and
soul of this place and everybody

2099
01:35:41,986 --> 01:35:43,279
knows it.

2100
01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:45,907
Just what the company
needs: More heart and soul.

2101
01:35:45,990 --> 01:35:47,492
Richard...

2102
01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:48,701
Shut up.

2103
01:35:48,785 --> 01:35:50,745
In fact, always just
keep your mouth shut,

2104
01:35:50,828 --> 01:35:52,080
as a general rule.

2105
01:35:53,164 --> 01:35:55,250
Hey...

2106
01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:56,459
You're fired!

2107
01:35:56,542 --> 01:35:58,253
Already quit, jackass.

2108
01:35:58,586 --> 01:36:00,797
Oh, shit...

2109
01:36:06,010 --> 01:36:08,471
You know what I just realized?

2110
01:36:08,554 --> 01:36:10,139
What's that?

2111
01:36:10,223 --> 01:36:12,684
You are the nice guy.

2112
01:36:12,767 --> 01:36:14,560
You take that back.

2113
01:36:14,644 --> 01:36:16,437
Nope.

2114
01:36:28,157 --> 01:36:31,494
J'upbeat musicj'

2115
01:36:31,577 --> 01:36:32,328
where are you off to?

2116
01:36:32,412 --> 01:36:34,205
Weekend at the cape.

2117
01:36:34,289 --> 01:36:35,915
See you on Monday!

2118
01:36:35,999 --> 01:36:37,542
Or Thursday.

2119
01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:39,228
No, no, no, we have a
contract with o'brien,

2120
01:36:39,252 --> 01:36:40,604
so if he wants to
switch publishers,

2121
01:36:40,628 --> 01:36:41,337
you're gonna have
to buy him out.

2122
01:36:41,421 --> 01:36:42,797
Will you hold on a second?

2123
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,775
This has a year's worth of
sexual harassment claims against

2124
01:36:44,799 --> 01:36:45,550
Richard bexley.

2125
01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:46,092
Give it to the board?

2126
01:36:46,175 --> 01:36:47,385
Thanks.

2127
01:36:48,261 --> 01:36:50,847
That is due Wednesday.

2128
01:36:51,264 --> 01:36:55,101
So, it turns out love
and hate aren't as similar as I

2129
01:36:55,184 --> 01:36:55,643
thought.

2130
01:36:55,727 --> 01:36:56,894
Son of a bitch!

2131
01:36:56,978 --> 01:36:58,622
Yeah, well, our legal
team would beg differ.

2132
01:36:58,646 --> 01:37:00,416
Sure, they both get
your blood pumping and make you

2133
01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:03,192
want to do crazy things
to someone else's body.

2134
01:37:03,276 --> 01:37:04,610
Shove it up your semicolon!

2135
01:37:04,694 --> 01:37:05,778
No, no, no, no.

2136
01:37:05,862 --> 01:37:07,405
Think 30 percent higher.

2137
01:37:07,488 --> 01:37:08,948
But when you love someone,

2138
01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:12,952
and I mean really love
someone, even when you fight,

2139
01:37:13,036 --> 01:37:14,620
you're still on the same team.

2140
01:37:14,704 --> 01:37:16,956
Look, if you wanna
poach one of our writers,

2141
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:18,958
you're gonna take a
bath while doing it.

2142
01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:20,585
Interesting.

2143
01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:23,588
You know, I think I'm gonna
need a few more details on that

2144
01:37:23,671 --> 01:37:25,089
particular proposal.

2145
01:37:25,173 --> 01:37:27,842
You should know that I never
mix business with pleasure.

2146
01:37:27,925 --> 01:37:29,260
N ever?

2147
01:37:30,636 --> 01:37:31,721
How was your day?

2148
01:37:31,804 --> 01:37:33,598
Well, there's this
new exec over at b&g.

2149
01:37:33,681 --> 01:37:35,183
She's being a real hard-ass.

2150
01:37:35,266 --> 01:37:36,559
Ugh, bfich.

2151
01:37:36,642 --> 01:37:38,061
Yours?

2152
01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:40,205
Oh, there's this snake at
Harper Collins who's trying to

2153
01:37:40,229 --> 01:37:41,429
steal one of our best writers.

2154
01:37:41,481 --> 01:37:43,066
Aww, shortcake.

2155
01:37:43,149 --> 01:37:44,525
You want me to
beat him up for you?

2156
01:37:45,693 --> 01:37:48,196
I don't want you
fighting anyone but me.

2157
01:37:55,828 --> 01:37:57,288
I! Never had this
rush in my bodyj'

2158
01:37:57,372 --> 01:38:00,541
I! Never thought I'd
feel something new“

2159
01:38:01,584 --> 01:38:05,046
I! Never felt this
close with somebodyj'

2160
01:38:05,129 --> 01:38:08,841
j'somebody, somebody but youj'

2161
01:38:10,676 --> 01:38:14,263
j'something 'bout you
and the way we fitj'

2162
01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:18,309
j'like the stars in the night,
heat of you on my skinj'

2163
01:38:18,393 --> 01:38:22,397
j'hadn't known you for
long, but it felt like yearsj'

2164
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:26,526
j'from the second we met, I
knew things would changej'

2165
01:38:26,609 --> 01:38:30,613
j'everything would changej'

2166
01:38:30,696 --> 01:38:34,617
j'everything would changej'

2167
01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:38,454
j'don't remember the
words, I know how I feltj'

2168
01:38:38,538 --> 01:38:41,040
j'is this trouble again? J'

2169
01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:45,294
I! Never felt like
this with somebodyj'

2170
01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:49,340
I! Never thought
I'd feel like I DOJ'

2171
01:38:50,258 --> 01:38:53,719
I! Never felt this
close with somebodyj'

2172
01:38:53,803 --> 01:38:57,473
j'somebody, somebody but youj'

2173
01:38:58,182 --> 01:39:01,436
I! Never had this
rush in my bodyj'

2174
01:39:02,311 --> 01:39:05,523
I! Never thought I'd
feel something new“

2175
01:39:06,607 --> 01:39:10,069
I! Never felt this close
with somebody J'

2176
01:39:10,153 --> 01:39:13,698
j'somebody, somebody but youj'

2177
01:39:14,532 --> 01:39:17,743
I! Never felt like
this with somebodyj'

2178
01:39:22,582 --> 01:39:25,751
I! Never thought I'd
feel something new“

2179
01:39:30,756 --> 01:39:34,594
I! Want somebody like youj'

2180
01:39:38,806 --> 01:39:43,769
I! Want somebody like youj'

2181
01:39:47,023 --> 01:39:50,651
I! Never felt this close
with somebody J'

2182
01:39:50,735 --> 01:39:54,572
j'somebody, somebody but youj'

2183
01:39:59,952 --> 01:40:03,706
J'they ask me all the time
if you could be the onej'

2184
01:40:03,789 --> 01:40:07,710
j'to make me fall in love or
if I just don't get no hatej'

2185
01:40:07,793 --> 01:40:09,670
j'that thought
don't cross my mindj'

2186
01:40:09,754 --> 01:40:11,714
j'yeah, we've been having funj'

2187
01:40:11,797 --> 01:40:13,591
j'making out just becausej'

2188
01:40:13,674 --> 01:40:17,553
j'when people talk, I
get no hate J'

2189
01:40:17,637 --> 01:40:21,557
j'always bring guarantees
that you'll be there for mej'

2190
01:40:21,641 --> 01:40:25,603
j'when ineed you
'cause I want you:

2191
01:40:25,686 --> 01:40:29,607
J'hold me down, show me love,
make me proud, take a bowl“

2192
01:40:29,690 --> 01:40:31,567
j'baby, we can make it if wej'

2193
01:40:31,651 --> 01:40:35,613
j'only worry 'bout the right
things, 'bout the right thingsj'

2194
01:40:35,696 --> 01:40:39,825
j'we'll be all right,
we'll be all right, yeahj'

2195
01:40:39,909 --> 01:40:43,746
j'aii we got is this,
that's all we needj'

2196
01:40:43,829 --> 01:40:46,791
j'and we 'ii be
okay as long as wel'

2197
01:40:46,874 --> 01:40:48,626
j'just stay 100, honey J'

2198
01:40:48,709 --> 01:40:50,628
j'just stay 100, honey J“

2199
01:40:50,711 --> 01:40:52,630
j'just stay 100, honey J'

2200
01:40:52,713 --> 01:40:57,677
j'just keep it real with me and
I'll be real with you J'

2201
01:40:58,678 --> 01:41:01,472
j'i'ii be real with you J'

2202
01:41:01,556 --> 01:41:02,765
j'as long as you stayj'

2203
01:41:02,848 --> 01:41:04,600
j'just stay 100, honey J'

2204
01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:06,727
j'just stay 100, honey J'

2205
01:41:06,811 --> 01:41:08,604
j'just stay 100, honey J'

2206
01:41:08,688 --> 01:41:13,651
j'just keep it real with me and
I'll be real with you J'

2207
01:41:14,652 --> 01:41:18,030
j'i'ii be real with you J'

2208
01:41:19,865 --> 01:41:23,661
j'we break up all the time,
then we get back againj'

2209
01:41:23,744 --> 01:41:25,621
j'some days are better thenj'

2210
01:41:25,705 --> 01:41:27,665
j'who knows, we
might not get no hatej'

2211
01:41:27,748 --> 01:41:29,834
j'lucky I know you're minej'

2212
01:41:29,917 --> 01:41:31,836
j'I'm yours until the endj'

2213
01:41:31,919 --> 01:41:33,629
j'let's just move
all our friendsj'

2214
01:41:33,713 --> 01:41:37,592
j'when people talk, I
get no hate J'

2215
01:41:37,675 --> 01:41:39,594
j'keep it right,
keep your wordj'

2216
01:41:39,677 --> 01:41:41,470
j'even though truth can hurtj'

2217
01:41:41,554 --> 01:41:45,600
j'we prefer that to lies and J'

2218
01:41:45,683 --> 01:41:47,602
j'know me well, hold me tightj'

2219
01:41:47,685 --> 01:41:49,478
j'when it's dark,
show me iightj'

2220
01:41:49,562 --> 01:41:51,647
j'baby, we can make it if wej'

2221
01:41:51,731 --> 01:41:55,651
j'only worry 'bout the right
things, 'bout the right thingsj'

2222
01:41:55,735 --> 01:41:59,697
j'we'll be all right,
we'll be all right, yeahj'

2223
01:41:59,780 --> 01:42:01,657
j'aii we got is this J'

2224
01:42:01,741 --> 01:42:03,659
j'that's all we need J'

2225
01:42:03,743 --> 01:42:06,704
j'and we 'ii be
okay as long as wel'

2226
01:42:06,787 --> 01:42:08,873
j'just stay 100, honey J'

2227
01:42:08,956 --> 01:42:10,708
j'just stay 100, honey J'

2228
01:42:10,791 --> 01:42:12,668
j'just stay 100, honey J'

2229
01:42:12,752 --> 01:42:17,715
j'just keep it real with me, and
I'll be real with you J'

2230
01:42:18,591 --> 01:42:21,636
j'i'ii be real with you J'